Lisa Mattern

Let’s go Sask 💚💛

A wise female friend said to me this morning that every woman knows someone who has been raped. Yet somehow no man knows a rapist. We’ve got a long way to go.

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@PierrePoilievre You are irrelevant, sit down !

Meetings won’t get pipelines, power lines or mines built. We must repeal anti-development Liberal laws & taxes. That would unlock trillions of dollars of resources for Canadian paycheques and sovereignty.

Exciting! Alberta leads again! Because my UCP is united against science, healthcare, and vaccines, we're letting you and your children suffer and die from an entirely preventable illness. Read: cbc.ca/news/canada/ca… #abpoli #ableg #abhealth #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW

@johnjoe @PressSec @SecRollins Haha oh cmon just wait, I’m sure she will do better

@PressSec @SecRollins This is perhaps the stupidest thing you have ever tweeted

Check this out! The Biden Administration killed nearly 8 MILLION chickens ahead of President Trump's Inauguration, leading to supply shortages and higher prices. The Egg Crisis is Biden's Crisis -- but President Trump and @SecRollins are fixing it! 🥚🐔

Alright, buckle up, because Canada’s about to shove a massive financial middle finger right up Donald Trump’s ass, and the dumb fuck hasn’t got a clue about the shitstorm he’s about to wade through. While he’s busy strutting around like some tariff-toting genius, Canada’s pulling a slick move—issuing U.S. dollar-denominated bonds—and it’s gonna fuck him sideways in ways his tiny brain can’t even fathom. Let’s break this down so even the average reader can see how this orange-haired dipshit’s about to get schooled. First off, Canada’s stacking up U.S. dollars like a goddamn squirrel hoarding nuts for winter. Why? Leverage, bitches. With a fat pile of greenbacks, they can stare down Trump’s trade tantrums and say, “Go ahead, slap your shitty 25% tariffs on us—see if we blink.” It’s like Canada’s building a financial Kevlar vest while Trump’s swinging a foam bat, thinking he’s gonna knock ‘em out. Good luck with that, you moron. Then there’s the currency game. Trump thinks he can destabilize Canada’s economy with his big, bad economic threats, but by snagging U.S. dollars, Canada’s basically saying, “Nice try, asshole.” This move keeps their loonie from tanking harder than a drunk guy at a bar, making Trump’s tariffs about as effective as a wet fart in a hurricane. They’re prepping to ride out his bullshit without breaking a sweat. And the balls on this move—holy shit. Issuing these bonds is Canada planting a flag in the ground, screaming, “We ain’t your bitch, Donnie.” It’s a neon sign flashing “Fuck you” across the border, showing they’re ready for a long, ugly trade war. Trump’s probably too busy tweeting about his “yuge” hands to notice, but this signal of resolve means Canada’s not folding like a cheap lawn chair. Nope, they’re digging in, and it’s gonna make his little trade crusade a hell of a lot tougher. Now, here’s where it gets juicy for the U.S.—and by juicy, I mean a total clusterfuck. Picture this: you’re an American schmuck buying a car. Thanks to Trump’s genius tariffs, the parts from Canada now cost more, so your shiny new ride jacks up by a couple grand. That’s real money, not Monopoly bucks. Businesses get screwed too—supply chains turn into a shitshow, prices climb, and suddenly everyone’s pissed at the guy in the White House. Meanwhile, Canada’s sitting on a pile of U.S. dollars, propping up their own economy like it’s no big deal. Trump’s plan to choke them out? Fucking toast. Let’s use a clear example to hammer this home: Imagine Trump’s a bully trying to shake down Canada for lunch money. He’s all, “Gimme your cash or I’ll punch you with tariffs!” Old Don thinks he’s got the upper hand, but Canada’s like, “Hold up, I just hit the ATM—now I’ve got my own stack of your dollars, motherfucker.” Suddenly, the bully’s fists don’t hit as hard, and Canada’s walking away eating a sandwich while Trump’s left kicking dirt, clueless about why his plan’s gone to shit. In short, Canada’s bond play is a masterstroke that’s gonna make Trump’s trade war wet dream a nightmare. He’s too busy jerking off to his own reflection to see how this strengthens Canada’s hand, fucks with his leverage, and drags the U.S. into a longer, costlier fight. By the time this dumbass figures it out, he’ll be ass-deep in economic quicksand, and Canada’ll be sipping maple syrup, laughing their asses off. Checkmate, you tariff-tossing twat.

Yes, booing the U.S. national anthem is disrespectful to Americans—but you know what’s worse? The U.S. president repeatedly and publicly telling the world that Canada has no right to exist and should be part of the U.S.🇺🇸🇨🇦

Conservatives bitched about Trudeau's qualifications to be Prime Minister for years. Ok... let's compare head to head: Carney vs Poilievre How do you like THEM apples now? Who's the drama teacher now? #cdnpoli #MapleMAGA #CarneyForPM #Carney2025 #PierrePoilievreIsUnelectable

@DrNeilStone 🙋🏻‍♀️

Hands up if you had the Covid vaccine and are here to see 2025 🤚

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Not a fan of Trudeau but I’d also trust a Canadian tire hotdog stand employee to run this country better than Pierre Pepé Le Pew Poilievre would

Before you vote, consider the Sask Party record! Tripled the debt, raised taxes 31 times, repeatedly raised your power bill, put health care in crisis, underfunded education.. it’s time for change. Make your voice heard, enough is enough!!

Imagine being so insecure with your power that you choose to target a disadvantaged minority in order to try and keep it...even by violating their individual rights? In #sask we don't need to imagine, this is what our Premier is saying. Rights be damned...eh Scott? #skpoli

@tammyrobert South of Regina, no candidates to be seen 🤷🏻‍♀️

@CarlaBeckSK Disappointing. You just lost a couple votes for sure.

It's about time.

@chefdanielyxe @CarlaBeckSK 👏🏻

Congrats Kat. So proud of you 👊🏻❤️@el_matterhorn