Lissaa

All these Chad’s, Brad’s and Dad’s complaining about Taylor at the bar are real quiet right now that Chiefs are winning #bigsad

I’m so grown now, when I go to a bar, I wear a jacket if it’s cold.

I trust no one who wears attractive clothes on a flight longer than 3 hours.

@lilbaconstrip_ Wasn’t this like 2 weeks ago?

Thinking about the phase of my life where I was spending amounts of money that I don’t feel comfortable disclosing on Diner Dash

When someone makes a Facebook post about relationship hardships..it makes me giggle.

Just FYI chacha is out of service :(

@lilbaconstrip_ It’s okay, I still love ya!!

@Lisa_Gregoryy I am genuinely sorry that I’m like this 💀

Sometimes @lilbaconstrip_ will commit to plans in a 5 minute text exchange, but most of the time it takes 3-5 business day and countless reminder texts..

Our Uber driving is watching YouTube on what to do during a terrorist attack

I just dropped some coin at Hollister. HOW OLD AM I AGAIN??

TODAY IS THE DAY. SOMEONE PINCH ME. It feels like a few days ago I was stressing out about getting tickets, but now, she’s here!

@lilbaconstrip_ We need an update..did you do it? I think I missed the live

A year ago today i broke my leg at the galleria mall doing something that I will never speak of. Today in honor of that and also super bowl Sunday, I will be breaking my other leg on Instagram live

The Monday after the Super Bowl should be a federal holiday that requires everyone to have the day off to recover..

England should’ve won. The terrible calls…or lack there of.

Ubering in a Tesla and all I can think about is the last time I was in a Tesla the drive said to “have you been in a Tesla? It can go really fast, do you want me to show you?” While @lilbaconstrip_ leg is shattered and is in so much pain…

I STG if we start this ticketing process over again…

Update: 2 employees killed in shooting at Methodist Dallas hospital, authorities say buff.ly/3StpZy5

Rewatching Wolf of Wall Street thinking about the first time I ever watched this was with my parents and my three guy friends…..

It must be so embarrassing consistently motioning horns down when you aren’t even playing that team…..