Listen to Lara

Welcome to my page! 🖤🖤🖤 Just a few quick things: ▪︎ All my links are in my bio 😏🌶🔞 ▪︎ NO UNSOLICITED NUDES‼️ ▪︎ Aside from writing and narrating endless amounts of smut and filth, I'm really into LOTR, horror movies, SciFi and Fantasy movies/games/books, gaming (especially RPGs), World of Warcraft, my cat, cheese, more cheese, LOTR again, being indoors and cold, gloomy weather. ▪︎ I'm bisexual, British and buxom ▪︎ The only things I really dislike are spiders, hot weather, jaffa cakes and bigots All are welcome, make yourself at home and please, enjoy my nonsense 😘 Lara x-x-x

boobies are nice

@kbateszr2 Humpday, duh! 😁

@ListenToLara When is butt featuring day?🤔

It's the best day of the weeeeek. Well, no, that's a lie. But Tuesdays do feature tits. Soooo enjoy 😁

@spectrecotton Potatoes probably

@ListenToLara What are we talking about

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew I do prefer them being sucked on, though

@Ghostfaceslxt Perfect answer 👌

@ListenToLara Both please. Now

Or vice versa. What's your preference? 👀

@Myrm1977 HAAAAAAAA 100/10

@ListenToLara What's ta-tas precious?

@ImTooHorny2020 @16bitnostalgia I had a load of my gaming stuff stolen by an ex 🥲🥲🥲 does it still run well?

@ListenToLara @16bitnostalgia I still have mine!!

21 years ago today, Sony released the Playstation Portable outside of Japan. The PSP is un underrated and under appreciated little system but had some absolutely brilliant games, with Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core being my fave

@gerstenpower Morning 😁

@ListenToLara Good morning Lara 😘

@Socially_M I like BIG fun 👀

@ListenToLara Is that not covered by ‘the prerogative to have a little fun’? 🤔

Contrary to what Shania Twain said, I think the best thing about being a woman is when you're getting absolutely plowed senseless

@RobertClarkMN 😁

@ListenToLara very good use

i'm not a slut, I just have a ubiquitous uterus

@ListenToLara Impressive

it's even tighter and wetter than you're imagining btw

@Myrm1977 😅😅

@ListenToLara Very nice alliteration 👏🏻👏🏻

@stupid_max Specifically visual porn I should have clarified and whilst it's nice that you think so, I wouldn't make something I was repulsed by 😊

@ListenToLara I thought your hot tub audio had high production values..

anyone else find high production value p0rn absolutely repugnant or is it just me 😅

@oreki_yuzaki I don't remember this bit :(

Wtf!? 💀

@HouseOfHorrorCo Scream 3 👋

Delete one movie! 🔪🩸

its crazy how a girl can look innocent & be a sex addict.

@PlanetChaos22 Little bit of both

@ListenToLara Is this sex or a vampire thing 🙂

can I do this to you for a while? Thanks