الماس

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الماس

@Lisy_56

Katılım Şubat 2026

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الماس@Lisy_56·8 Nis

ممكن تسيب اللي في ايدك و تلعب في بزازي💋

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·4d

He’s not crying… he’s just silently judging everyone who brought him here😭

Redd@ReddCinema

lil bro is only 4 days old and already over it 💀💀

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·6d

"yOuRe prObaLy talKinG tO somEoNe eLse" me:

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·26 Nis

Bacon cheeseburger on the garlic toast ..🔥

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·26 Nis

This is the type of wife that every man desires

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Lyra@ImLyra_·26 Nis

Stop learning motion design. The era of Vibe Motion is here🧩 Every single motion here is made with a prompt. Upload an image. Prompt. Generate. Done. 📷 It was never that easy & it will only get easier.

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·23 Nis

Relationships are so beautiful when you and your partner are actually good friends. You show up together, share inside jokes, talk openly, have fun, and totally vibe like besties. They shouldn’t replace your actual friends but it’s so amazing when the dynamic isn't just romantic.

Redd@ReddCinema

What opinion about relationships will have you like this?

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الماس@Lisy_56·22 Nis

Lol

𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo

I was getting a hand-job off my new girlfriend when I asked, "How are you so good at this?" "Years of practice," she said. "Bit of a player in your day were you?" I laughed. "No," she replied, I used to have one of my own

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الماس@Lisy_56·21 Nis

@Wydenzoo That extra cupcake had bro questioning his whole future 😂

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·21 Nis

After dinner last night my wife brought out 5 cupcakes for dessert and said, one for every person in the family. There’s only 4 of us so I had a mini panic attack thinking we were going to have 3 kids under 4 and once she saw my face she screamed, I can’t count, I can’t count!

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·20 Nis

"Is it cool having a police officer brother?"

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الماس@Lisy_56·20 Nis

Say yes

𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo

Met a girl on Hinge who I really like but it's been hard getting past the final boss: her father

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الماس@Lisy_56·20 Nis

Damn

𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo

my girlfriend started drunk screaming outside the clubs "SHOUT OUT TO SHORT MEN. YOU ARE SEEN" & a random short dude replied "ahhh yea? give me your number then b" & my friend replied "I said you are seen, NOT desired" I FELT SO BAD FOR LAUGHING LOOOOOOOL

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𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩@Wydenzoo·19 Nis

My parents divorced 7 years ago & started dating other ppl....they're both recently single now & this is what my mom sent me last night 😂🤦🏾‍♂️