ItsLiterallyChloe

Cookie appreciation post ❤️ I love this little creature 🥰

GRANDPA SAID HIS BALLROOM WON'T TOUCH THE WHITE HOUSE. NOW HE'S RIPPING IT APART. HE SAID IT'LL COST $250 MILLION. NOW IT'S $350 MILLION. HIS ENTIRE LIFE HE HAD ONE JOB: REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER. AND HE FAILED! (SAD) NEXT BOOK: "THE ART OF SUCKING AT EVERYTHING BUT STEALING." --GCN

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

The cat pretending to be a stuffed toy so the baby won't bother him.

My children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol while pregnant. They’re on the autism spectrum because I, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can’t eat food that is “too potato-y,” had babies with a man who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European aristocracy but a limited ability to process social cues.

It's a triple pet day on Runescape! I'll take this as compensation for the servers yesterday...

@K1ng0f0wnag3 @RuneScape Desperate Measures… which is an apt one given the lengths I’ve gone to get out of it! 🤣 I need to do Extinction, but have about 20,000 quests to do before that!

@LiterallyChloe_ @RuneScape Which one was you about to do? I just got my HCIM into Priff, that's enough questing for me! 😅

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@K1ng0f0wnag3 @RuneScape I genuinely was about to do one tho! It was also a Very Long one. So glad I'm getting out of it!

@LiterallyChloe_ @RuneScape I feel this on an heightened level. Any excuse to get out of questing is a win

Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint are fathers, Emma Watson is doing a Masters at Oxford, Dan won a Tony last year, Rupert did a critically acclaimed Apple TV series, Emma started a business with her brother…meanwhile you’re a weird lady obsessed with people’s genitals, Joanne.

Me to Danny Jones at the Busted Vs McFly concert later this year

Nothing can prepare you for the final season of Squid Game. Season 3 premieres June 27. #NextOnNetflix

@Cassontv Congrats Casson!

It’s finally happened after 6 years of streaming. We are officially a TWITCH PARTNER 🎉 Only 4 months ago I wouldn’t have dreamt we’d get this. So happy ❤️🥲

This tweet convinced me men have not a SINGLE CLUE what women find physically attractive bc half the women I know have dated sturdy lovely kind men like this. Andrew Tate really convinced a generation of incels that our physical type is … Andrew Tate??? hahahahahahahahahahAHAHA

Update: everyone’s a cunt.

Peach PRC and Sabrina Carpenter being my top artists was not a shock at all!! And all female artists too ❤️ #spotifywrapped

@Memeulous 🥰

Reply to this tweet with your spotify wrapped and I will tell you how embarassing it is in a video

@AndyGibsonTV Thank you sir! C

@FakeChloe_x RIP. Ts and Ps to her friends and family. x

@FakeChloe_x Where's @RealChloe_x?