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Spending eight months and 20 Million dollars establishing connections and bribing former Eastern Bloc military officials to finally locate a Soviet era suitcase nuke for my Gender Reveal Party
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Lithicarb 𓅋
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Lithicarb 𓅋
@Lithicarb
Netflix and kill me
Melburn AU Katılım Eylül 2018
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@TheWapplehouse What is with americans and doing all this shit in their cars?
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“Why is that good?” It’s sugar, cinnamon and butter. You’re half way to cookies, dummy.
Grimmjow’s Hollow Hole@yamsnmac
Viral????
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There were two possible explanations for the “Parsec” scene
1) Some convoluted bullshit about navigating through black holes
2) Han was just making shit up to get money from a couple Tatooine hicks
The fact that 1 is now canon is why Star Wars movies aren’t fun to watch anymore
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster
FWIW: ‘parsec’ is a measure of distance, not time, but that doesn’t make the Millennium Falcon’s Kessel Run any less impressive.
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@JamesTate121 "Refrigeration trucks full of dead bodies" never happened, at all, anywhere. Didn't happen in China either. (Where dead bodies stacked in hallways didn't actually happen either.) The entirety was a scam, and apparently you fell for it.
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Refrigeration trucks full of dead bodies would have been a clue.
illuminatibot@iluminatibot
If the TV didn't tell you about Covid, you would not have noticed.
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@akarlin @charliebilello @lymanstoneky Stocks are not zero sum like prediction markets, don't be foolish
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@charliebilello @lymanstoneky What's insane about it? Similar ratio in crypto. Most people lose at stocks too though not to this extent.
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Insane stat: 0.1% of the accounts on Polymarket have earned 67% of the profits.
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@GalacticRebirth @SpaghettiKozak @esjesjesj If you thought Islam was responsible for this, neither do you.
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@SpaghettiKozak @esjesjesj “THIS fire”
Sorry you don’t know what pattern recognition means
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Right wingers seeing something that has nothing to do with Islam:
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@Lithicarb That’s why you run shit on a remote server, then close the laptop and go about your business like a normal person
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do children not know what tmux is anymore
Louie Ou@LouieXiaoChen
@cormachayden_ To prevent this from happening, I wrote a program to ensure that my computer doesn't automatically go to sleep when my agent is running, even if I close the lid. When the task finishes, the computer will automatically enter sleep mode.
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@_Ava_VT Well rest assured my ugly ass is not leaving 800k on the table
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@TheModerateCase Jesus christ you are such a tiresome, pearl clutching midwit
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This Charlie Kirk prom trend is genuinely disgusting.
This is what moral rot looks like.
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@shreyabasu003 Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
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@fath_yldiz Funny how ads on this platform are just crypto exit liquidity scams now
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I've never seen so many halfwits in my entire life. Nowhere. Ever.
$TSLA
Overly Trev@OverlyTrev
Just talked to this awesome guy at the Supercharger stop, a really nice guy with a brand new 2026 Model S that he just bought 3 months ago. He heard they don’t make them anymore and as it's getting replaced by the Tesla Robot. I said yeah, Optimus is going to change everything (as I’m wearing my Optimus shirt), and he said he’s going to buy one of those too 😂 Man I love this company.
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@0bungler I'm not convinced that was ever a thing. That is a made up word, sir
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Best albums of 2000.
The millennium hits and everything fractures—neo-soul peaks, hip-hop splits between raw and polished, indie expands, and left-field classics slip into the canon. No dominant sound, just statements.
If you could keep only ONE of these and lose the rest forever — which survives?
No ties. One pick 👇
#Music #MusicHistory #2000s #NowSpinning #RecordCollector #Radiohead #DAngelo #OutKast #TheAvalanches #Eminem #GhostfaceKillah #Common #ModestMouse #ElliottSmith
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@TDomhnaill Well if we are just imagining shit, what if the moon was made of cheese?
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"What if Mormonism wasn't made-up, and instead it was real? Do you think more people would become Mormon?"
Bruce North@BruceNorth46058
If we had the golden plates in a museum, and every expert in the world agreed Joseph translated the Book of Mormon correctly, would that "prove" The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is true? Would everyone be compelled to join the Church?
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@madison_tayt Is it even legal to set up private security cameras in shared areas? I know it's not where I live
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new neighbors across the hall from me put up a security camera???????
you literally need a key to get into the building and we’re on the second floor how paranoid do you have to be?????????????
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@lisathebeauty1 You can dress warm for the cold, but you're just fucked in the heat
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@BradMunchen @EdHill63367243 @theBocker70 Which is what I was getting at. Regardless of whether or not the human stats were completely accurate it serves as a metric for assessing the relative performance *between* competing autonomous technologies.
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@EdHill63367243 @Lithicarb @theBocker70 Here you go, Ed. The Austin human driver is a bit worse than the national avg, but still safer than Tesla's Austin "robotaxi" fleet with drivers in front.
The Austin human driver data is based on city miles, not highways.
Waymo data is also based on city miles in Austin.
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"You don't speak the truth about Tesla's current version of FSD"....🤣
Tesla's "current" version of FSD had 15 crashes among its Austin fleet in 7 months through Jan-2026.
This is why Waymo has the advantage, despite its ADS not being perfect.
$TSLA
Green space@HCGNYC
@BradMunchen you get assailed because you don't speak the truth about Tesla's current version of FSD. Anyone that 'studies' your timeline can see you are a consistent TSLA short...not exactly someone just trying to call balls and strikes.
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@yankeedraft Three, cos it's a window and has a spare seat separating me from all the other dickheads
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You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?
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@meowingabyss What kind of helicopter parent would even give a shit about this kind of triviality
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Why would you be upset at anyone in this situation? People forget their keys sometimes. It's not a big deal and it's not the roommates job to check if other people have their keys lol.
Her_Nonymous_Diary@Her_Nonymous_D
Parents, I need real opinions on this because I’m genuinely torn. Imagine your daughter is away at college, living in a shared dorm. One day she steps out of her room and accidentally leaves her key inside. It happens. She’s not being reckless, just human. While she’s out, her roommate comes back, drops her things off, and then leaves again… but locks the door behind her. Now your daughter is stuck outside, locked out of her own room, probably stressed, maybe embarrassed, trying to figure out what to do next. So here’s the question, who do you even get upset with in that situation? On one hand, your daughter forgot her key. That’s on her. It’s one of those small mistakes that turns into a big inconvenience, and part of growing up is learning to double-check things like that. But on the other hand, the roommate knew it was a shared space. Would it have hurt to at least check if…
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