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@nicoletters I will never not romance Garrus. Don’t deny me my Turian husband. And why the hell did the game throw Liara AND Kaiden at me? 😤 All I did was talk to them, and suddenly they’re both like “LOVE ME SHEPHERD!😍” Like noooo. No thank you. 🙃

Mass Effects biggest flaw is how hard it tries to push you into romancing Liara. the game is all, “Oh yes hot blue alien lady…u like hot blue alien lady y not get with hot blue alien lady” but the whole time I’m sniffing the air like a crazed animal going “WHERE THE BIG GUY AT”

@Gr1mRpr 😏

Enjoying looking at booty isn't simping, but you shouldn't do it anyway. You have a serious horny problem

@ZeeCipher @ThomasSanders I do the same thing with my husband and it drives him bonkers lol.

@ThomasSanders My bisexual brother mostly just annoys me because when I'm watching something and he goes "Ooh, who's the hottie?", I have to go through every person on the screen to figure out which one he meant.

The power that bisexuals hold. I both fear and admire them.

Unpopular opinion, you're pretty attractive.

Nearly passed out having my blood taken today, how's your day going?

@ThomasSanders I mean I feel called out but I’m bi sooo…. 🤷‍♀️😶🤔

If you enjoyed any tale of the kid who got swept away to a magical land where they found a gang of misfits that became their friends, you’re gay now.

I asked my roommate if he knew what a WAP was and he told me “wireless access point”

@Borderlands “Wait a minute. Those cookies weren’t chocolate chip. Those… are… raisins! Whyyyyyyy! Shawty, destroy the food dispensers! Wipe the raisin abomination off the planet! I just wanted chocolate chip cookies! Why do bad things happen to good people?!”

Reply with a sentence that would confuse anyone but a Borderlands fan!

@Gr1mRpr Thank you! ☺️

@LittleMewmaid Well I wasn't expecting that. They look great btw

Hey, what's up?

@Gr1mRpr ✨🫐 Good idea! 🫐✨

@LittleMewmaid Muffins, blueberry ones

@Gr1mRpr Cool! Where are we going?

This taking souls stuff is hard, I'd rather take you.

@YouTube @tryguys I would love to spend a day with them! 💙💞💚💜

You get to spend a day with a creator. 🤩 Which creator do you pick?

@thepurpah I’m so sorry to hear that! Here’s a picture of my dog Cookie in a cookie onesie to cheer you up 🐶🍪

Hey guys, just a heads up. Suitor Armor will be paused next week. A lot has been going on and I just got news that one of my dear friends from High School passed away. SA will be back the week after. Stay safe and healthy ❤️

@Gr1mRpr On a side note, people shouldn’t challenge you to a pillow fight. They can’t handle the reaper cushions.

Guys stop asking me to kill you, I don't do that, I just take your soul and deliver it. I'm not your easy way out

@pippin_katz Listen to this on repeat. Do it. youtu.be/TjcOJmoJwpk

SOMEONE MOTIVATE ME PLEASE

@itsalexclark One grandma taught me how to bake cookies. Another grandma taught me how to cook Mexican food. Go team grandma! ❤️

Grandma > grandpa. Discuss.