Will Collette

@GovPressOffice You do realize I’m trying to help America eliminate fraud and waste right? No need to try and make me look like the bad guy for exposing fraud. People are over it. Start working for the people and not against them.

Wait this is sick

Maybe the fight is the friends we made along the way #TysonPaul

me at thanksgiving dinner asking my mom if the green beans contain any seed oils

in the house, we all waffles.

@suddenlysobbing The media lied 🤯😂

It just doesn’t make sense. So many republicans voted democrat. Kamala had more people at her rallies. She won the debate. We had all the professional analytical predictions on our side. I genuinely don’t understand how this happened.

Is anyone at SEMA?

Let that sink in

if usher wants a truly memorable halftime show he’ll bring that pop tart out

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

You should never feel comfortable. You should feel happy, but dissatisfied. - @Ericthomasbtc

Fools party; kings celebrate.

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@CaucasianJames Hello, James. This was my party. I definitely found out. Eventually...

just knocked over a coke bottle at this party. i don’t think anybody noticed. another crazy saturday night out

Elon Musk just said "Dogecoin To The Moon" on live TV. 2021 is awesome.

@GetUpside @GetUpside ...?

@GetUpside Well this is awkward. Your emails are also only answered by a bot. I really want this app to work lol

@GetUpside hey guys! App seems dope but I'm having a lot of trouble getting the charges to actually go through the app. Help me out?

my toxic trait is that I'll spend 5 seconds worrying about a 3 second skip-able ad

If you remember the Starbucks kid who got $100,000 with a GoFundMe page, here’s him receiving all the cash: youtu.be/ESjU5MmyLXA