lily d.

my bathroom will never be an ocean but the kitchen WILL be a farm

@wheresalt RIP to the elantra back there @tammy_bourine

found this relic from july 2014. amazing how skinny one can be when they subsist exclusively on nacho lunchables and PBR for a summer. metabolism!!! (also a lot of drugs and having a stomach bug helps I guess)

Nothing better than pulling up to a car with a dog sticking it’s head out the window and then seeing TWO dogs 🥹

Today I heard a THREE year old tell her friend “you need to take a break, you’re not being very nice” and I think we could all learn something from her

Yesterday, a 4 y/o told me she had “bugs living in her tummy” and I said “oh no! Do we need to get them out?” and she said “there’s not even houses in there!” 😂🥹

and the DETAIL

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Me: “Why are you standing on the table?” Kindergartner: “I don’t know I’m just a little stinker!”

I was today years old when I found out that window shopping is not, in fact, going to a home improvement store and shopping for windows 🫠

vacuuming the whole apartment naked because I was going to take a shower and then got distracted

the meat man had a chuckle

Went up to the meat counter at Fareway and asked for “a pair of breasts” 🫠

Scariest costume award goes to COVID

This is an A24 horror movie

dude I freakin hate those cars with blue LED headlights…always got me thinking the cherries n berries are after me

One of the best things I’ve done with my life was volunteer regularly at a soup kitchen and free veggie mart in Des Moines. Most of us are all just one disaster away from being unhoused. @ExileBrewingCo’s owner says that means we wouldn’t deserve to eat. Don’t buy their beer.

After nearly 2 months of (mostly) patient waiting, I finally got internet this morning 🥹🥹 what do I watch first???

every errand costs $50 now. they used to cost $20 and then went up a little to like $25 or maybe $40 if it was a fancy errand, but now it’s usually $50 and sometimes $100. what is joe biden plan about my errands

love that the landlord from my previous house still hasn’t deposited my july rent check 🤪