Aaron Michaels

You just ordered a pepperoni pizza and a 2-liter of coke. You put WWE SmackDown on TV. There’s no school tomorrow, your parents don't care if you stay up late.. It's a perfect night, you're 30 years old, the year is 2026

This lineup was INSANE

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

MFW @BrendanSagalow is a guest on any of the Gas Shows I listen to

Ryder from gta San Andreas: you a straight buster, fool 8 year old me: I am not a buster

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

Shane Gillis wearing an OVO chain during the rollout episode for ICEMAN.

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

Story that can be understand in 3 picture

The fuckin president is asleep and the sec of health is ranting about teenage cum hahah why is this on the news

Domain expansion: newport paradise

Bob Fosse in Little Prince movie, 1974 had a massive influence on Michael Jackson.

The rest of the list is as you’d expect

i’ve seen jackass 3 maybe 50 times and i’ve never noticed the way bam’s burrito just fucking torpedoes perfectly into the trash can

Me and the boys on Cinco de Mayo

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

this scene always takes me out cuz wdym todo hit a black flash through the power of pure delusion all because he didn’t want to leave yuuji all alone 😭😭😭