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Got bored of my iPhone wallpaper so i went out and shot a new one

@makjak i was a year early

@joshbaker__ Can you pls drop the song that was teased at the start of your Coachella vlog “better late than never talking like I’ve known you for forever” that one

Literally sat on about 30 unreleased right now. Here’s ’Breaking Point’. You may recognise this from Coachella intro which has the Blanco bars in the pre.

@DragonflyJonez Depends on the sport imo, Ronaldo and Messi are the two most followed people on social media and it’s not even close. US based athletes def not more popular than actors/musicians though

Nah ppl overestimate how popular athletes are bc they overestimate how many ppl are sports fans. Highest rated NBA game ever is 98 Finals gm6. 35M ppl. US population in 98 was 276M. 12% of America tuned in to watch the most popular basketball player ever in his send off game. 12%

@Mike_kim714 Bunker shot on 18 was incredible was rooting for it to go in. Carry the momentum into the masters!

Thoughts from Valero: -T2! I’m proud of the finish but even more so from the way I did it. I went through a super hot stretch but while finishing round 3, I felt my driver swing going in a bad direction. In yrs past, after the 9th hole in rd 4, I prob would have finished 10th at best. Ive learned what happens in my swing when I struggle like this and I was able to piece it back together and make a run towards the end. -18th hole was playing so tough. I hit a really good driver, 3wd then had to hit a PW from 100 yds. It wasn’t adrenaline that made me hit it over the back, the wind laid down a bit, or the wind was covered by the stands too much. Tommy also hit PW from very similar spot but came up well short. I needed to make birdie to PW was the only choice. It was actually a sick bunker shot for a tap in par. -The swing I made on 16 with a 5i, is something I’m going to remember for a long time. It was so flush, it looked perfect as soon as I looked up and was an absolute dart when I really needed it. -I’ve actually never liked TPC SA tbh. It’s a windy, desert golf where you can be re-teeing pretty quick. I decided to play because I wanted to play the week before the Masters and I sure am glad I did. Tiring week but obviously well worth it!

@richhomiekhan All wagons are hatchbacks not all hatchbacks are wagons. In the clerb, we all fam

@richhomiekhan It’s ok I’ll welcome you with open arms to hatchback gang 🤝

@richhomiekhan Bro wants to be me so bad

@dreadcraft He posted an ingredients list there’s no way that tastes good lol instagram.com/reel/DUlO0KFEd…

@dreadcraft Oh they got the mashed potatoes they making some vodka for sure lmaooo. It’s gotta smell crazy in there 😭😭

@dreadcraft Ngl tequila prob the last type of liquor I’d think someone in prison could make lol they got agave at the commissary? Lmaoo

@oeste @18BirdiesApp We gotta get a round in this year 🤝

played 10 today and called it because of the wind. @18BirdiesApp round review was harsh on your boy though 🤣

@dreadcraft If i was even 1/10 as rich as him you’d never catch me in the driver seat of a car again lol. It can’t be that difficult to buy a maybach and hire a driver 😭

Get rekt

“Independent neurologist” walking out of Levi Stadium after clearing JSN

Bad bunny said 2 words this entire performance that boomer white people would understand (San Francisco) and those words are also Spanish lmaooo

@sleepydisease @i_zzzzzz You know ball. Elite spot

I had a steak in Kyoto the other night, probably the best one I’ve ever eaten, and when the waiter asked me how it was and I told him it was great he nodded and said “I have enjoyed this dish several times so I know what you are feeling right now.”

@warriorsger @DragonflyJonez Pablo Prigioni was doing this over a decade ago, right around the time Alvarado was a kid in New York watching the Knicks

Why is Jose Alvarado the only one who is doing this 😂

@oeste Never thought I’d see someone less athletic than Darren rovell but this might take it. Bro look like he belongs in a tracksuit power walking laps around the mall

this is how i run in every one of the worst nightmares i’ve ever had

@dreadcraft visited Napa few years ago on mdw we left SF wearing jeans and jackets and drove an hour north and when we got there it was like 87 degrees out we were dying 😂