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I don’t think people realize how affordable Teslas have gotten. A new Model Y is $530/month. (72 months)



@JessePeltan @elonmusk Remember when oil megacorps price gouged people to wishing they had a Tesla? The problem is that people who cant afford $5 gas cant afford an $1000+ a month payment for 84 months🤷♂️

『呪術廻戦』- GOJO VS SUKUNA THE MOVIE IS SCHEDULED FOR 2029‼️

A Japanese Pokémon Pokopia player built a giant shopping mall 😱🏬


Birkenstock x NIKE x Off-White collab concept 🔥

J. Cole is doing all these interviews because The Fall Off wasn't it.




🚨NEW: @JoeBorelliNYC PUMMELS Gavin Newsom as CNN Host Sara Sidner *repeatedly* runs cover for him🚨 BORELLI: "Is it right to call Gavin Newsom stupid? Yeah, why not? Trump gets called EVERY single name in the book." SIDNER: "But he’s the president!" BORELLI: "I think Gavin Newsom is STUPID because he’s made STUPID decisions .... and people FLEE his state continuously because of those policies." SIDNER: "It’s one of the BIGGEST economic powerhouses in this country!" BORELLI: "People have left that state and FLED because of those decisions. It’s FAIR and a GOOD criticism for Republicans to be pointing out that those policies are STUPID." @DailyCaller

BREAKING: Some Democrat strategists are suggesting the party nominate a straight, white, Christian man to run for president in 2028, per Axios.



Charleston White snitched on Young Thug to his probation officer after him and his goons pressed him 😳 “Say Goodbye To Mariah The Scientist”





After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was scrubbed from AFP and Getty’s systems, another episode in image control from the press sec New from @oliverdarcy status.news/p/karoline-lea…


And OFC the sheriff who “arranged” for Tyler to turn himself in, Nate Brooksby, resigned today. Total coincidence I’m sure.


Ryu Ishigori vs Maki Zenin Does Ryu survive ?


herkes invincible vs conquest beklerken beni heyecanlandıran karşılaşma



Drake teases ‘ICEMAN’ while honoring Nelly Furtado during her induction ceremony into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame 🧊 “Enjoy your Hall of Fame status, it's long overdue... ICEMAN coming soon.”