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My dream is that one day some kid illegally downloads my music listens to it on repeat for 3 days then never listens to it again for years to come.

@CalvFletch Please tell me what happened to the rust video the tale of simon pilak. The channel is gone. I deeply require it.

@MarianMunkacsi @MockTheWeek I'll see what I can do (I'm not affiliated)

@MockTheWeek @LivingCallum Please have Ignacio Lopez on the show. Cracks me up every time.

"If you think that's bad" I just found out MTW ends this week again. Welp. See you guys in another 10 years @MockTheWeek

@catsdex What about my child

@kingpminch Turtwig! please or if it's taken Shinx!

I'm gonna prove something. I have a Google Doc of every single Pokémon, from 1-1025. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE and I'll add your name until we've found someone who likes every single one!

Freddie the Tesco cat has returned after thousands signed a petition over his eviction Shoppers rallied behind the celebrity grocery cat, forcing an agreement that lets him return to greet customers

@shitposts_mp4 Disagree the best one is Anachronist by Kevin Macleod

Thank you @MockTheWeek for delivering hard hitting news and information that needs to be sent out into the wider public. I don't know what I'd do without you. Who would have thought. WHSmith is now TGJones.

I want to do comedy just so I end up on @MockTheWeek There's something so captivating about Dara's head

68 is the middle child, 67 is the youngest and favourite and 69 is the rebellious older brother.

@SepzenoOfficial Me if The Last Man on Earth got a final season.

Fuck it here's some things on the Epstein files

So did anyone actually do this then or was the suns Nostradamus wrong

Once again proud to say I didn't use this garbage app enough. #SpotifyWrapped

@Steam Never stop being you. "Admittedly loose use of the term holiday."

For a political party called Labour it's ironic they never fucking deliver.

@ninjasexparty PLEASE RELEASE ANOTHER ROUND OF CASSETE PLAYERS, AS I WENT TO BUY IT THE OTHER DAY THEY JUST SOLD OUT. MY BIRTHDAY SHALL BE FOREVER RUINED. I jest, but still please re-release them.

This has me in stitches