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{Me in an Interview}
Me: May I come in?
Interviewer : yes come in.
Me: Sir, I am here for the interview.
Interviewer : Interview? for What?
Me: (Abe lodu bhul gaya kya) Sir, you had given an ad in the newspaper.
Interviewer: O Yes, Yes Sitdown.
Me : ( acha hua chutiye ko yaad a gaya.) Sir, these are my documents. Please check them.
Interviewer: Okay good. Would you like some water?
Me: ( sala itni badi company hai kam se kam chai - coffee to puchh le) No sir, Thank you for asking.
Interviewer: So, gentleman, Tell me about yourself?
Me: ( Abe document dekh na sab dikh jayega)Ok Sir, My Name is X and I have completed my schooling in Delhi and pursued my Bachelor’s degree from the University of Delhi. I have good communication skills, basic computer knowledge.
Interviewer; Do you have any work experience?
Me: ( Ame chutiya company me rakhega tabhi to experience hoga na) No, sir. I am a fresher, but I am eager to learn and gain experience.
Interviewer: What's your weakness?
Me: ( Khoobsurat ladkiyan) Sir, Sometimes focus too much on details and impatient.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Me: ( Ye to mere maa baap ko bhi nahi pata) Sir, quick learning, dedication, and a positive attitude.
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?
Me: ( Kyunki mai garib hu, mujhe paise ki jarurat hai)Sir I am hardworking, willing to learn, and can adapt quickly. I will give my best to the organization.
interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: ( Yaha sala kal ke khane ka nhi pata aur isko 5 saal baad ka batana hai) Sir, I see myself in a responsible position, growing with the company.
interviewer : What are your salary expectations?
Me : (Kitna bolu , 50000 bolu to ye sala bhaga dega jut e maarke, 25000 hi bolta hu theek rahega, aj kal itna hi chal rha hai) I am expecting a salary of ₹20,000 per month, but I am open to discussion based on the role and responsibilities.
Interviewer: Why do you want to work with our company?
Me: ( kyunki aur koi company muh ni laga rahi hai mereko) I want to work with your company because it has a strong reputation, offers opportunities to learn and grow, and this role matches my skills and career goals.
Interviewer: Okay, you will get a call soon, and we will send your joining letter by email.
Me: ( chalo sala naukri mil gayi mujhe to lag hi nhi tha ki ye takla mujhe naukri dega) Thank you very much, sir. I look forward to receiving the call and joining letter.
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