Elizabeth Read

who needs coasters when you have a floating coffee mug? i.imgur.com/O0AzIj0.jpg

@edsheeran you were AMAZING! :) x

@GBarlowOfficial you were all incredible, you should be so proud! X

@nickjfrost me too! Which one was it?

@RyanGosling p.s. love the Giving Tree. Maybe tattoo #7 for me. Have you read 'le petit prince'?

@RyanGosling saw Drive, you were amazing! Lars and the Real Girl still my favourite, you deserve an Oscar :)

@Epithemiou did you hear that cash4gold are funding his funeral?

@sijdcruze same thing happened to me with a glass of wine....shame to waste it

@rickygervais why do twatty people bother following you if they don't think you're funny?! Don't get it. I think you're ace, mong face.

@sijdcruze yes!!!!! It should have been a steak bake

@nickjfrost where can I get some of that?!

@RealBobMortimer fat lasses always think cardies are camouflage....has anyone told them they don't work? ;-)

@Jono_Lancaster jealous! It looks amazing. Tattoos are sooo addictive. I have planned my next 3, just need to get the funds together ;-)

@tommcfly I'm on the edge of my seat....you are doing brilliantly on THE CUBE! (capitals denote dramatic voice ;-)

@serafinowicz @andycooper93 I second that, never disappointed!

@stephenfry you're my hero, any chance of a birthday tweet? Having a very boring birthday so far x

@MrPeterAndre watched your programme tonight, you are such a lovely dad, you deserve all the public support you get :-)

@RealReeceShears are you going to top last weeks Tina Turner impersonation? Was in tears! Excited for tonight's episode #psychoville

@pritchardswyd suck on my Chinese balls!

@ollyofficial ooh, somewhere to put your magnets! Scott mills read your magnet tweet out on his show today ;)