Lizaaaaaa

Do we think there is a human out there, literally any human at all, who can function without a level of social anxiety? I would like to study them

Do you ever just get Shania Twain on your shuffle and feel alive?

who are your favorite twitter comedians? thank you

Is this a good time to start tweeting again?

@Nickelodeon Capricorn and honestly ...walking?!

What’s your Transformers bot name? 🤖🚗 Reply with your zodiac sign + favorite mode of transportation and we’ll tell you! Transformers: #EarthSpark

@clickholebot Abercrombie, Levi's, Urban - but I live in my Abercrombie jeans

where does everyone (girls) buy jeans

@finnuhdoit I’m a bag of meat

Did you know that today I lifted weights while listening to a lecture with Charlie Kauffman in my back yard?

thinkin bout the fact that in 6th grade i wrote a story about a girl who got kidnapped at a mall and hit her head while she was in captivity and then got pneumonia and died. So Turning Red of me

everyone says that your 20s are for being selfish but now I'm 30 and I just spent 10 years learning how to be my ✨ most selfish self ✨

When I say I’m perfect, I’m obviously kidding but no I’m not

“Timber!” Jenny shouted as she saved the shaved hippo from an early demise.

Should I live tweet the sound of music? Y/n

Is anyone talking about the emotional affront of Facebook portal’s commercials or

well aint i cute as a dang button

@themexigoth obviously weve been waiting for you

@themexigoth no <3

Maybe it’s not shadow banning, maybe people just don’t like your shit

“I have AT&T” 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

here is a platitude I hate: when people are not benefiting you, drop them. You don't owe them an explanation. you think you earned the right to elitist cruelty? sounds like you're a bitch.