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Another "updated after 8 months" post! The beta of Earth Delta, my #PostApocalypse #pathfinder2e #TTRPG "inspired by" (ripped off from) Gamma World is now up at mrlizard.com/earth-delta/ea… .

OK, it's been 8 months since I did part 1, and about 3 months since I was on Birdsite last, but here is the second and final part of my chargen walkthrough of the #GIJoe #TTRPG! mrlizard.com/characters/yo-…

@seankreynolds That's gonna sting Elon hard.

Good! Reminds me of when I got laid off from Upper Deck (for reasons that had nothing to do with me) and as part of my "exit agreement" they offered me $500 in severance if I agreed to not say anything disparaging about the company. Five. Hundred. Dollars. I refused.

@BadFCCTakes Apparently, "regulates" means "absolute and total control", not "has limited power over cable regarding things like infrastructure, competition, and access to services, but has no authority over content".

@SirGeneTX Please read techdirt.com/2020/06/23/hel… and techdirt.com/2021/10/29/eve…, and you'll know why Luke says that.

Well this girl sure is confused. You can’t have both dear. Either companies have exemptions from lawsuits and don’t control speech, or they do control speech on their platforms, but loose the exemptions. Section 230 was a horribly written piece of legislation. I know I was there and saw the problems it created. It should be completely removed. Anyone who tells you there would be no free speech without 230 doesn’t understand what free speech is or is benefiting from the current poor language of the law. We had free speech prior to 230 and we have less now.

@USConst_Amend_I "Violate" is far too gentle a word here. The proper descriptive terminology can be found on Pornhub.

Florida Senate Bill 1316 would violate me.

3/3 Remember my motto for almost anything I post: Free, And Worth It! Also remember, follow me on Hairy Elephant!

2/3 (Not a Red Dawn variant, if I want one of those, there's plenty already written). This is another background/fluff world for the #GURPS game I'll probably never get to run. With inaccurate/improbable history, bad Googled Russian translations, and overly-long Author's Notes.

1/3 I started with a two-sentence idea and refused to let my lack of both time and relevant historical knowledge stop me! For #Dungeon23 / #Worldbuilding23, I give you worldanvil.com/w/breach-lizar… , Russkya Amerika.

@BadFCCTakes Man, the magic ink used in S230 that has all these clauses only the Pure of Heart can see is really something!

@JimHenleyMusic If I got to spend my middle school years at home, without being constantly harassed, and able to just read and work in peace with a teacher available if I needed help and otherwise let alone to learn, I'd have been in heaven.

Someone who loves him please reassure this kid that everyone’s middle-school years are ruined, always

For #Dungeon23 / #Worldbuilding23, some background worlds for the #GURPS game I will never get to run. worldanvil.com/w/breach-lizar… A world of frictionless alien stone. worldanvil.com/w/breach-lizar… An abandoned monument to an unknown civilization. I'm more active on Hairy Elephant!

Hey, getting back to a daily schedule (probably not past tomorrow, weekend is going to be busy.) For #Dungeon23 / #Worldbuilding23, another background world for my never-to-be #GURPS campaign, where Song Dynasty China develops ironclad airships. worldanvil.com/w/breach-lizar…

@AkivaMCohen "Party of Free Speech".

This will pass. And it's going to quickly mean the end of most out of state students heading to FL schools

@seankreynolds /2 I did have a player "complain" that I described the 'precious items' treasure (intended to be sold to reach gear-by-level guidelines) so well she didn't want to sell them. I'll take compliments where I can get them.

@seankreynolds I often do that in my games, but I find players just wanna know the stats. "You find Elveregorn, Blade of Zindarel, silver of hue, with a golden hilt depicting a dragon whose tail curves to guard the wielder's hand, and..." "Yeah, is it +1 or +2? Longsword? 2-hander?" /1

D&D is funny. It's this weird mix of evocative and boring/metagame names. You have a FIGURINE OF WONDROUS POWER, I have a PLUS ONE SWORD. You have a CAPE OF THE MOUNTEBANK, I have a NECKLACE OF FIREBALLS. We could really use some cooler in-world replacements for the boring names.

@RiffTrax Those are the scariest scare quotes I've ever seen.

Heads up! For those clamoring for a new feature-length RiffTrax movie, we're releasing one from a """""beloved""""" director tomorrow!

@boymonster I agree! Tell Peter Jackson he's no Ralph Bakshi!

@YoDanno First RPG book I saw was the PHB; first bought was Holmes basic.

Good morning friends! Hope you all get off to a great start! Speaking of starts, how did you get started in you hobby? What book or books gif you hooked? #DnD

@USConst_Amend_I "You Yanks allow peasants to speak ill of princes? What madness be this?"

I’m fucking awesome, thank you very much