Toby, graveyard on legs 💀

Before Chichén Itzá’s timeless stones, the Maya whisper: death is but the first step into the eternal, where gods and ancestors guide the soul beyond the horizon.

The liz get lizzer

Are you telling me I'v ebeen doing the "churn and burn" thing wrong my whole life??? nbcnewyork.com/entertainment/…

@pogtwink22 Why would I guess or keep count lol

@LizardToby Congrats! But how many poor students are gonna end up churned 😵‍💫

It's official: second master's degree, here I come! I'm going to become one of THOSE furries, now

I love It when I go to a hospital to have a look at some clinical documents and they forgot to prepare them for me despite me earning them a week in advance. Someone's getting churned for this.

@bespectacledFUR Thanks 😘

@LizardToby Straight up psychological horror holy shit

(1/6) Happy birthday, Eep! Since you couldn't organise a party by yourself, I took care of it instead. Aren't I just the best lizard? I got a couple decorations, bought a cake, I even made sure to invite your entire family and a few of your friends! Oh, sure,

The artist is the lovely @SeekGr FA link: furaffinity.net/view/64098386/ Eka's link: aryion.com/g4/view/1236234

(2/2) We didn't just deal with the preparations for the wedding while I was there, though. Rey also took me around to see Yucatán, we had lots of fun and decided to get some art based on the places we visited! Rey also wrote the lovely description for this piece.

Before Chichén Itzá’s timeless stones, the Maya whisper: death is but the first step into the eternal, where gods and ancestors guide the soul beyond the horizon.

Merry Christmas. Get in my sack. That's how it works, right?

Apparently someone just got my password and tried to get into my account. Thanks, 2FA

@Tremblewick At least that's what I'm gonna tell you right until you're in

@LizardToby And enjoyable for said parties

Therapy is expensive. Melting to death in my nuts is free.

@infurno_blade99 You won't stay on the outside for long

@LizardToby Playing with said nuts on the outside though

@bigvorebughorse Glad you enjoy 😘

@LizardToby You are one of the best and have hands down one of my fav pred mentalities

(1/3) I caught you. You're mine. You're going down the meat grinder. Look into my eyes, you can tell what's about to happen. You know I'm going to make it hurt, and I'll love every second of it. You'll die kicking and screaming, in complete agony until your very last moment.

@MechoTheAndroid FA link: furaffinity.net/view/63195588/ Eka's link: aryion.com/g4/view/1206826

@MechoTheAndroid ...posted it, so here you go! Also, shameless plug, check out twitch.tv/LizardToby if you're interested in a whopping one-to-two streams per month (if I don't burn out and make it even less than that). I do make some pretty nice belches though :)