liz

Not one person at work has commented on my haircut and it’s been 4 hours

Being the office butch is insane because what do you mean you need me to climb up a 10 ft ladder so I can clean the air vent and change the filter

Gloomy rainy day…. feeling…. Depressed

Great addition to my trinket shelf😎

Living in Brooklyn is insane because why did I just find 2 vials of testosterone hidden in the wall of my bathroom ?

@lllliatttt Achilles Heel tbh @emyyyloo

pov you go to a new wine bar in greenpoint

Coworker bought me a case of beer for Christmas because “you look like you like the taste of beer” ok…………… valid

@cowgirlseabass We know.

not that it’s any of your business but i definitely need mood stabilizers

Me and the girl next to me on the subway crying at the same time

Patti LuPone sums up this election perfectly

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

Walked passed an apartment that looked really amazingly decorated for Halloween and then I realized it’s just an apartment that’s about to be condemned and the caution tape was real

Crying on the bus thinking of a made up scenario that never happened

@cowgirlseabass Read me to filth……

@Lizard_B some of my best work year to date tbh

Good afternoon

I’ve had a splitting headache for 3 days straight.. finally drank a Diet Coke and it immediately went away.. yall im in active addiction

This is literally how it felt at the function last night

@verongrace__ Girl please I’m on my health kick ever since you left

@Lizard_B Lies

Only ate vegetables and chickpeas today

Just had 3 crumbl cookies not realizing how many cals are in one