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Speaker Mike Johnson gives a real “the bathrooms are for Whites only” vibe.

20 years ago today I signed a contract with the Army. Geez I'm old. 🇺🇸

They are no longer recognized as Handymen, they are Appendage People

Where's the Sam Smith/KISS mashup? #unholy

@afalker I loved the Alkaline-183!

@afalker Yeah, I kinda liked Matt Skiba in Blink. Seems appropriate they'd get back together now that most/all of the members have had near-death experiences.

I can’t stop watching this video 😂😂😂

ESPN is living in a different dimension/timeline.

@afalker Waukee, Johnston, Ankeny 🙄

@afalker Do I need to know anything about Squirrel Girls before listening to this or good to just jump in cold?

14 years of saying dumb stuff on Twitter. #MyTwitterAnniversary

And my whole bracket is now busted!

Hey Gov Reynolds, kick rocks and go fuck yourself. You do NOT speak for Iowa. #StateOfTheUnionAddress

The Bengals can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

Wordle 227 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@HangDek if you had a nautical themed massage parlor it should be called “All Hands on Dek” ⚓️🙏🏻

@KIOA933 Cleopatra

Stump Day Trivia: When women were asked, "If you could be any woman in history, who would you choose?" - THIS was the #1 answer

@scHarvey @JimGaffigan @ToddGlass I asked my mom who the opener was, she said “some guy” but he was really funny for his 20 -minute set! No idea it was Todd Glass!

We've seen quite a few great comedians in the last several years and we're very lucky to add another to our list last night when we saw @JimGaffigan. It was made even better by being surprised that the opener was the criminally underrated @ToddGlass.