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@NickAdamsinUSA This is the most successful troll parody account I have ever witnessed, just absolute art.

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@RenRailos @da__nilkaz

I think somebody already did it, so this is my take on the Mal0 meme. Mal0 by: @da__nilkaz

@RealKrystalFox @solaris32q @MaestroDrake1 The detail in the colors is a dead giveaway, and small text on the bottles too. Either way, you gotta admit AI does excellent Krystal stuff, and you'd be hard pressed to find an artist that does it like it, so there's room to let it co-exist. Can't get around it either way.

@solaris32q @MaestroDrake1 I cant get away from it now.

@RealKrystalFox StarFox after dark adventures

@Cobratate Imagine, just fucking imagine taking anything this blowhard says seriously. Holy shit. Wow. Hahahahaha.

@TheOmegaPnL @Cobratate That was literally the entire first few minutes, what are you on?

@Cobratate This is actually the best talk you've done. No bullshit about being rich and famous and bugattis. Some motivational talk about not being afraid to do something because you're afraid of being mocked. I think you needed that fight.

@dougeki_ Not dissing on the artist, it's beautiful work, but I prefer Rogue's original coloration, like this. (No talent on my end, just used AI; Gemini Nano Banana Pro, as per the marking in the lower right corner)

ポーズだけ見ると、瞬獄殺きめた時のそれに近いかも 👺💥

@HG_Kyle @AzurLane_EN Ah yes, the phone I've been playing Azur Lane for literal years on, must be it :P (a reboot and subsequent reinstall fixed it, must've had some remnants stuck somewhere)

@LmtMfa @AzurLane_EN i think it's your phone. Buy a better one or use the Mumu emulator.

Dear Commander, To address issues in the limited-time collaboration event "DATE A LANE" (abnormal stage reward displays and incorrect coins rewards in Coalition Battle mode), a compulsory hotfix will be performed today at 5:30 (UTC-7). During this period, network fluctuations may cause disconnections in event stages. Commanders can resume normal gameplay by logging in again. Other game modes will not be affected. Compensation for the missing "DATE A LANE" event coins rewards will be issued to affected Commanders at a later time. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your understanding and support. #AzurLane #Yostar

@RealKrystalFox @Overlord_JC Did you just advocate for NSFW art of "yourself"? :P

Just in time for Christmas!! Grab your piece! #GIFTING #TREAT #CHRISTMAS #MADEBYCREATORS @Overlord_JC

@FortniteStatus Ya'll gonna fix this or what? Been a bit.

⚠️ We’re aware that some players are no longer seeing The Augury outfit in their lockers, and we will let you know once we have more information on a fix.

@John_Vanture @profstonge @elonmusk Did you just call the rest of the US the bad guys?

@profstonge @elonmusk Buckle up newyork.

A friend posted his actual NYC ballot. Zohran appears twice, Sliwa twice, and Eric Adams is still on the ballot despite dropping out. By sheer coincidence, all 4 anomalies hurt Cuomo -- and therefore help Zohran.

@geertwilderspvv Mogen burgemeesters geen politieke voorkeuren hebben, wat deze ook zouden zijn?

Van welke partij is de burgemeester van Venray eigenlijk? Misschien weet persbureau ANP66 dat?

@FortniteStatus 38GB update is already nuts by itself. Though everyone and their dog's mom is probably trying to get in right now.

🚨 We're investigating Fortnite login issues on all platforms. We'll follow up here once the issue is resolved.

@WimNoom De neurose die je moet hebben om te denken dat aantal volgers er iets toe doet. Ga ff buiten rondlopen ipv aan je scherm geplakt zitten ofzo.

Goh, 3 volgers!

@huipie121 @geertwilderspvv x.com/kiesraad/statu…

@LmtMfa @geertwilderspvv Deze berichten komen uit 2025.

Het regent van dit soort berichten uit het hele land geen idee of het allemaal waar is maar goed als het zou worden onderzocht.

@GustafGutierrez @Kiesraad @geertwilderspvv Toen kreeg PVV 37 zetels, je kan gewoon echt niet zo dom gaan zitten wezen.

@Kiesraad @geertwilderspvv Een vorige versie is dus wel “gepentest” door een bedrijf van een actief bij D66 betrokken meneer.

@marcjacobs88 @NickDeJong93 @GustafGutierrez @Kiesraad @geertwilderspvv Verschillen zijn nooit te groot om te frauderen als je volledige controle over het systeem hebt. Dwz, je zou het nooit weten.

@NickDeJong93 @GustafGutierrez @Kiesraad @geertwilderspvv Toen waren de verschillen te groot om te frauderen, dat is nu anders.

@ArieJan_1984 @geertwilderspvv @grok Ah, hebbes, je hebt de wettelijke toets en het beveiligingsrapport. In 2023 deed KPMG de wettelijke toets, die is dit jaar door Expleo gedaan. In 2023 heeft ook PwC er nog aan gezeten blijkbaar..? Maar Hackdefense ook.

@LmtMfa @geertwilderspvv @grok niet in 2023, toen KPMG, Grok is niet de baas, maar evenmin partijdig; bij een democratie hoort het om zo fair mogelijk de uitslag vast stellen, zeker als het verschil tussen grootste 2 zo klein is

@ArieJan_1984 @geertwilderspvv @grok Zo te zien hebben ze beiden aan (onderdelen van) OSV2020 gezeten in 2023.

@grok @ArieJan_1984 @geertwilderspvv Goed, direct aan @grok dan; waarom kraaide hier geen haan naar in 2020, of in 2023 toen zij ook deze check deden en PVV met 37 zetels ruim won, terwijl Mark Koek zo "anti-PVV/FVD" zou zijn? Nu PVV verliest is het opeens een probleem?

Ja, de KvK-registratie bevestigt dat Mark Koek directeur is van Hackdefens B.V., dat de OSV2020-software voor zetelverdeling onderzocht. Zijn eerdere rollen bij D66 Leiden en huidige banden met de partij roepen legitieme vragen op over impartialiteit. Onafhankelijk onderzoek is essentieel, zeker nu de uitslag zo nipt is—het gaat om vertrouwen in democratie.