Agent376

New pinned! Uhmmm hi Yeah that’s it just another lobcorp employee with an unauthorised Twitter account

@Battysault Ego Corrosion?

Me and husband ☺️

@CrimsonxScar Everyone in this facility is, there’s no need to be so upset about it.

NO. I'M NOT A TSUNDERE💢

@ShaoTeaBoy @WelfareDeptOlly I guess I hit the nail on the head… [The agent chuckles nervously, before putting their hands up and slowly stepping backwards towards the rooms exit.]

@LobCorpAgent324 @WelfareDeptOlly "ⓈȾȺ𝑌 ̥ 闩MⱯY"

“good.. day today. Let’s just fill the quota.”

@ShaoTeaBoy @WelfareDeptOlly … Alright, what’s upset you this time? Is it about your wife again or some other rubbish?

@LobCorpAgent324 @WelfareDeptOlly “no.”

@Matthew_lobcorp Hello.

Good morning

@ShaoTeaBoy //throw him into blue star NOW ⚡️⚡️⚡️

//Thank you guys so much for 200 followers! I never really thought that i’d reach this milestone at all! i appreciate yall sooo much! //Now another free chance and wish to do anything with the poor shao! go wild oomfies!

@Ac2431377 @Matthew_lobcorp @YumYum136013 Of fucking course Matt lets you go Scott free Of fucking course of fucking course… [The agent mutters to himself whilst walking away.]

@Matthew_lobcorp @YumYum136013 @LobCorpAgent324 Never punished

Huh?!

@Matthew_lobcorp @YumYum136013 @Ac2431377 I’m so fucking done. Holy shit.

@LobCorpAgent324 @YumYum136013 @Ac2431377 You Lied Hurted my trust Blamed other ones And hurted my pride just for some coffee

@Matthew_lobcorp @YumYum136013 @Ac2431377 //

@Matthew_lobcorp @YumYum136013 @Ac2431377 YOU TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME OVER COFFEE

@LobCorpAgent324 @YumYum136013 @Ac2431377 Sigh Simply I no longer care that coffee machine thing it's you know breaking a trust to your another co worker and also thanks for your action I had one of the most embarrassing moment of my life.so you simply hurted my pride and trust.

@Matthew_lobcorp @YumYum136013 @Ac2431377 I’ve only done ONE other thing worthy of punishment. And it was reminding an abnormality of its true nature and they’re back to produce pe boxes now, so I don’t understand why you care still at least with the coffee machine I haven’t replaced it yet.

@YumYum136013 @LobCorpAgent324 @Ac2431377 Sigh Anyway [Turn back to agent] As I said I don't care how you treat me. you already caused more things than this coffee machine.

@YumYum136013 @Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 Yes, we’ve been over this and I’m replacing it soon. [The agent says through gritted teeth.]

@LobCorpAgent324 @Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 hey wait didn't you break the coffee machine?

@YumYum136013 @Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 You’ve… kinda ruined the moment…

@LobCorpAgent324 @Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 Nono continue

@YumYum136013 @Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 Did you really feel the need to intercept us…?

@LobCorpAgent324 @Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 I dunno just walked by

@YumYum136013 @Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 …why are you here!?

@Matthew_lobcorp @LobCorpAgent324 @Ac2431377 I am also here :3

@Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 You are a manchild, you will have your coffee machine back soon enough but I will treat you as the child you wish to be.

@LobCorpAgent324 @Ac2431377 Me.

@Matthew_lobcorp @Ac2431377 I thought it was a joke the first time! Who willingly throws their coworker into death for something as childish as coffee!?

@LobCorpAgent324 @Ac2431377 Didn't I inform you that if you don't fix the machine I will do it?

@ArtemMyshi43622 Thank you, I don’t want to have to endure another fresh onslaught of those pretending to care. To treat me as if I’ve never changed since the incident, frozen in time.

@LobCorpAgent324 >>>🦇🦇🦇 .. You can trust me, no soul will hear about that from me, even under torture

To go back, save my mother and brother. … Hope no one heard that…