Rob Kaniuk

@indigojackal Where is the sport, indeed

@LobotomyRob Where is the sport though? I like to drink scotch from a glass. I’ve dropped a few in my time. You play through

hey, what kind of beer should I have in the shower? I'm just fucking with you. I'll have a scotch, obviously.

Couple days left to submit for issue six, our seventh issue. Those waiting on a response, it’s coming. Even less time til a length of lumber in inches equals its weight in ounces and attempts to kiss leather which was rubbed in mud that smells like water moccasins.

@evlreceptionist Like babies crying. a joyful noise, sometimes.

Pray to god when I die I come back as a bluegrass fan

Was I yelling again last night? Sorry.

“Both had the grating arrogance of someone who had never been through anything more traumatic than a parking ticket.” So good

I yell in my sleep quite a bit

Screwed a bunch of random false starts together and started over. It’s fun

Is there a standard fold for putting important papers in your pocket? I feel like the yakuza have this technology but nobody is talking

i fixed what i believe is the one poem i broke (one of the best ones, from @LobotomyRob) burialmagazine.neocities.org/grooves

@BurialMagazine Hey I just seen all this. Thanks Z.H.

burial contributors—i have made some changes to the site because i am tired of being yelled at about certain things. i believe nothing should be broken but you may wish to check on your piece—let me know if you need me to do some hammering to it

Chris Hanson did all that work to catch a predator and what did it get him? A shitload of memes and leftover lemonade, dateline released his contract in 2013. The pee-doh’s won in the end

@so_contrary Minolta ❤️

Claudia Serraima

Press briefing this morning should be used in int’l court

@ca5eyj0 I saw a typewriter poet on jeopardy last night. She’s probably safe lol

Aside from websites utilizing anti-AI scraping tools (whatever those may be) is there any way to prevent your online publications from being used to train AI? Not like I’m some prolific writer, but the idea of it gives me the ick 🤢

This has to do with st paddy’s more than jogging. Apprentices will be brought to bars with no food for lunch where old timers buy every round. Call your gf before you’re drunk and take an uber, kid.

a lot of people get hurt when the weather breaks. don’t forget to stretch

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell. -William Sherman

Going to see MECo in Brooklyn 4/12. gonna hang out a couple days and shoot a ton of film w Jay.

@NoRestNick Kids will never know how hard you gotta thumb that dime in to get past the return

Absolutely hate to nostalgia post but I do miss the tactile experience of these buttons