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Hey, Amanda Holden! Fixed it for you.

This is brilliant from @thejuicemedia

@wineonthesofa 🤞🏼

Ah, come on, it was the fucking Daily Heil reporting it, not one jot of truth in anything they say.

Ugh, train strikes – this Labour government has to go. <Touches earpiece> Ah, I have just been informed that the Tories have actually been in power for 12 years.

The way things are going I’m seriously considering not voting for the Conservatives.

If the video game you're making has a section where you have to restore power then today your job, your ONLY job, is to rethink that section into something else. Please, please stop making me turn on the power.

We're nearly at capacity this month, but still have a couple of spots for new members. Head over to SummertonClub.com to get involved.

The Met say in relation to the Downing St Christmas party that they don’t investigate crimes retrospectively. That is literally the only way you can investigate crimes.

has any game had better powerups

James O'Brien: The notion you're more threatened by wearing a mask than by coronavirus baffles me. @mrjamesob

Unlucky Alf; puddle #TheFastShow

***BREAKING - MORE LEAKED MP SECOND JOBS ***

Listeners are branding this James O'Brien’s finest monologue yet as he explains in forensic detail why the Owen Paterson scandal has hit the public so hard. @mrjamesob

Whoever invented the cherry bakewell is a saint in my eyes

Boris Johnson just went for a record at #PMQs for how much bull**** he could fit in 11 seconds Watch in disbelief

The Inbetweeners Movie is officially 10 years old today 🎂 #TheInbetweeners

Worth watching all three of these and just marvel the confidence with which the nonsense is delivered.

Guys