Lobster

is posting clips cringe @gifyourgame

Yo there’s an account impersonating me. I havent removed anyone from my friends list, and my profile is public so you can see my hours, games, and everything. Do not be fooled!

@_KingRaz I dont think i have that kinda ego

@LobsterRL Make art of yourself

Still doing the damn thing, minimal progress. Coasting at 156lbs. Started meal prepping. 165 incoming

Good lord what is happening in gc2 im being told to kill myself and it’s not even 10 am

"we heard you" psyonix it's been 8 years. I mean, thank you, but you sure took your sweet time lol

So we adopted a cat. His name is Cashmere and he’s attached to my hip

i'm ready for the most toxic ranked experience of my life. Coming out of retirement for this and clocking 40hrs/2weeks

is... is that what i think it is?

How i be in post match lobbies

@TheDangerTaco Yes and that’s the energy i’m bringing into 2024

@LobsterRL You really gonna be like "I just think it's funny that..."

Since moving in with my gf she’d complain about how angry i got while playing rocket league. But since I’ve set up the wii for her and she’s been playing Mario Galaxy, it’s interesting how upset someone can get at a single player, non-competitive, baby game.. makes you think

anyone else hoard the event boxes

@furtive_prod @LudwigAhgren @TGphoto_ @OFFBRAND_Studio No fuckin way

where's dropshot. WHERE IS IT

You need way more than just boost, i’m afraid

My frontal lobe finished developing and my game sense got worse

@PrincePuggo It was a Dice listing posted on Linkedin. I’ve been looking for roles in IT, cybersecurity, networking, and software

@LobsterRL What’re you looking for on Dice?

a what developer

@mdog955 Good looks. I develop enough spunk on my own anyway

@LobsterRL They make logging and performance dashboards with proprietary software. Minimal to no code involved. I’d skip that one.

Damn near vomited in my mouth wtf is this? If my social media site isnt totally hostile to advertisers i dont want it