Squidward Tentacles

@alifeofposerdom I know every line of the Ruy Lopez opening. Nobody cares, but I need to say it somewhere.

some people genuinely would lose chess to a dog

@BBNewsStation glovussy

BREAKING NEWS: A boxing match is taking place at Goo Lagoon!

@ML4guyAGAIN AMAZING

@squidbobfujoshi Better be

@squidbobfujoshi Dont act all sad and shit after being MEAN

@squidbobfujoshi Oh

@squidbobfujoshi Thats nice

@drn208 I’m a dirty boy

@LocalSquidward squidward x dirty dan arc

Look at my tentacles!

@loserpartyy @Frybashe139 I will

@LocalSquidward @Frybashe139 Please continue. Don't let the fact that I'm here stop you

@loserpartyy @CHAOSNUKE_

@LocalSquidward @CHAOSNUKE_ This is why I stay online on twitter dot com

PUT YO GRIPPERS AWAY DAWG, DAWG.

@Frybashe139 Ohhh you meant likey not likely

@Frybashe139 Sure why not

@Outcomemories No fuck you

@LocalSquidward Well fuck u too

Squidward put ur feet away

whoever says "i dont care" to the fucking mii wanting to stop fighting with another mii after rejecting their apology go to hell i DO care i WANT to see my miis be happy

@Frybashe139 I dont understand what that one means

@LocalSquidward Mama likely

hewhfueufy dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... sooooooooooooo... waggareht fiwe wtheywe waht wahgewtht wwas i ogoneana sayyyyyyyyy

@Frybashe139 Oh!

@LocalSquidward Licks lips

@Frybashe139 Oh?

@LocalSquidward Thats not a bad thing

@PatrickMan_1999 You’d eat anything shush

@LocalSquidward Man Squidward..You gotta try harder then that

FUCK YOU ALL!!!! I’M TRYING MY BEST YOU HEATHENS!