Swamp Hag 🏳️⚧️
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Swamp Hag 🏳️⚧️
@Local_Swamp_Hag
She/Her | Writer | Glutton for Punishment
Your Local Swamp Katılım Haziran 2026
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Like idk I dont think my deep voice sounds like a boy 😭
TheDarkDuchess@TheDarkDuchesss
Im mildly jealous of trans women who can whip out the man voice for comedic effect bc my voice was just naturally fem 😭 Even when I try to drop it and mess with it to sound like a guy I just sound like a girl putting on a voice
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@FemcelFunnies Oh, so you got laid?! Congratz on your femcel recovery!
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@lithiatedyke Incase of emergencies, break out the Shofar
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@TheDarkDuchesss Idk, seeing my wife deal with endo made me glad I was trans. Her periods beat her ass every month.
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Honestly having a vagina would be so much hotter than what i have now
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@aMoral_Mistake @brgrg I don't think doctors give a fuck about anything their patients say.
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@brgrg Do doctors actually like it when you bring goonslop for reference or was that a joke
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Any girls wanna get punched :3
Ill let you choose where I punch you :3
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@minixword Nothing about you is fat. If anything, you need a god damn burger!
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I always get the double butterburger combo with cheese and fries and its honestly the only fast food burger I like
k888@im_k8andiknowit
Culver’s >>
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@TheDarkDuchesss That's honestly fair.
I just lived off of caffeine due to my adhd and coffee was the cheapest way of getting it growing up.
Now I just caffeine pills.
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@Local_Swamp_Hag My grandpa on my moms side was allergic and my dad mormon so its just never been a part of my life on either side of my family. I also cant really go to starbucks or anything due to potential cross contamination with my allergies so I just have never really gotten it
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use "❌" for what you don’t eat:
mustard :❌
pickle :✅️
cilantro : ✅️
pizza with pineapple: Allergic
sushi:❌️
broccoli: ✅️
mushrooms: 💀
liver:❌️
hamburger:✅️
olives: ❌
cheese:✅️
sandwich:✅️
fish:🟨
potatoes:✅️
carrots: ✅️
coffee: 🟨
soda: ✅️
tomato: no raw
sere 🪽🩷@LesbianBiting
use "❌" for what you don’t eat : mustard : ❌ pickle : ❌ cilantro : ❌ pizza with pineapple: ❌ sushi: broccoli: mushrooms: liver: ❌ hamburger: olives: ❌ cheese: sandwich: depends fish: potatoes: carrots: only raw coffee: ❌ soda: ❌ tomato: ❌
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@TheDarkDuchesss I can't imagine a world without coffee.
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Ive never had sushi or liver or coffee or fish tbh so I feel unfair judging it
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Any of yall wanna play rust lowk, im not great at base building but im damn good at grinding and pretty good with a gun
Uh, dm me if ur interested
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my mom said our cat looks like he has microcephaly please tell him hes handsome
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@silkballin WELL JOKE ON YOU X3!
I wanna move to New York! (Upstate)
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We need more people making deviled eggs lowk that shit is fireeee
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@silkballin Oh, well you see... I may have made it up...
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@Local_Swamp_Hag Don't think ive ever heard of it tbh, mind sharing :3
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@AidenPearce920 Nah, just start posting yearn bait 24/7
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i think i need to go more deranged
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