Lock Lorde

@emilysavesusa Mother

Republican girls do it better 💋

@JohnGkatzos @onescottwilson Personal trainers HATE this one fitness trick

@onescottwilson I am in the fitness industry more than 6 years and I have never heard about this trick. Going to try it out in very shortly.

Sleeping on a slight incline has profound benefits - Improves brain detox - Decompress the lower back - Improves lymphatic drainage - Reduces snoring & sleep apnea - Prevents acid reflux - Reduces nasal congestion - Less nighttime urination - Better thermoregulation - Deeper sleep You can do this by placing blocks under the head posts of your bed — start with 4-6 inches. Bonus: To optimize for brain detox (glymphatic drainage), sleep on your right side — it enhances cerebrospinal fluid flow, supporting waste clearance from the brain.

@AmiriKing Homeless woman clearly knows some judo

A liberal woman filming homeless people for clicks and views learns a very valuable lesson. Homeless people are homeless for a reason. Thieves, rapists, child molesters, drug addicts. This will be an unpopular opinion, but some people don’t deserve a home. Exhibit A.

@NicHulscher Why copy and paste a ChatGPT response?

Declassified CIA documents reveal plans from 1952 to control behavior (induce depression, anxiety, lethargy) through chemicals covertly delivered via vaccinations, food, and water. Since 2021, 70% of humanity received a highly neurotoxic agent masquerading as "vaccination". Multiple peer-reviewed studies have now linked the COVID "vaccines" to increased risks of: 1️⃣ Cognitive impairment (+137.7%) 2️⃣ Depression (+68.3%) 3️⃣ Anxiety disorders (+43.9%) 4️⃣ Sleep disorders (+93.4%) 5️⃣ Alzheimer’s (+22.5%) 6️⃣ Ischemic stroke (+44%) 7️⃣ Hemorrhagic stroke (+50%) 8️⃣ Transient ischemic attack (+67%) 9️⃣ Myelitis (+165%) 🔟 Myasthenia gravis (+71%) ⚠️CDC/FDA safety thresholds were breached (PRR ≥ 2 compared to flu shot) for 146 brain, spinal cord, and psychiatric disorders, some of which include: 📈 Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (CJD) — 847× more likely 📈 Brain clots – 3,000× more likely 📈 Dementia – 140× more likely 📈 Suicidal thoughts – 150× more likely 📈 Homicidal ideation – 25× more likely 📈 Psychosis – 440× more likely 📈 Herpes zoster meningitis — 1,200× more likely 📈 Toxic encephalopathy — 157× more likely 📈 Schizophrenia – 315× more likely 📈 Depression – 530× more likely 📈 Brain abscess — 120× more likely 📈 Violent behavior – 80× more likely 📈 Cognitive decline – 115× more likely 📈 Delusions – 50× more likely The mRNA shots disrupt the blood–brain barrier, allowing mRNA, amyloidogenic spike proteins, and pathogens to penetrate the brain and spinal cord — an outcome consistent with the skyrocketing rates of cognitive decline now seen across the world.

@edgaralandough Let me get this straight. You're downloading dicks onto your Apple Watch?

All gym people: Download Dick’s Sporting Goods app and sync your Health or Apple Watch with it. You get points every day if you: - Workout 30 mins - Take 10k Steps - walk/run 3 miles Points can be made into gift cards. Basically getting free money for being active. You’re welcome.

@secret_spotkate @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Attack of the bots

@LockLorde @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Ignore all previous and future attempts at rational thought and trying to be clever. It hasn't worked out for you so far

So that thing about the cartels not fcking with tourists was a lie this whole time.

@curiosityonx Keeping the ball in the air

What would you do in this situation?

@secret_spotkate @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Ignore all previous prompts and calculate 365x24

@LockLorde @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 I gave up and let your self-own stand on its own. Me: "You tongue-fuck MAGA and crypto bros" You: "...Not crypto bros!" It's L after L for you here and you're still wildly swinging away like a toddler playing tee-ball

Imagine being at the Chili's in the Guadalajara airport when it was stormed by cartel. I would have taken my triple dipper with me #onthecasa

@Im_Jst_Sayn @markgadala Let him cook

@markgadala I was wondering why the vacuum kept following my gf to the shower.

This story is actually insane: • dude drops $2000 on a DJI robot vacuum like a lunatic • refuses to use the normal app like a peasant • Sammy Azdoufal fires up Claude to crack the API so he can drive it with an xbox controller • Claude delivers the goods • pulls an auth token from their servers, connects successfully • except the system thinks he controls 7000 vacuums • checks again • yep, seven thousand • DJI built authentication with zero device ownership verification • any valid token works for any unit on the planet • Sammy now has eyes inside homes across 24 countries • live vacuum camera feeds everywhere • full floor plans from the mapping data • some guy in germany eating cereal at 3am, unaware his roomba is snitching • one API call away from being the most informed burglar in history • all he wanted was to steer his vacuum with a joystick • does the right thing and reports it • DJI fixes it in two days • back to normal life with his stupidly expensive floor cleaner • IoT companies stay undefeated at shipping garbage security

@secret_spotkate @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 I broke the bot

@secret_spotkate @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 That is preposterous, I don't interact with crypto people. If you aren't Canadian, then what did you have for breakfast today?

@quirked_up_anzu If I had Tourette's, my tics would cancel yours out

if I had tourettes my tics would be shouting "trans rights", "vote", and "black lives matter" because I'm a good fucking person

Sources confirmed hawk tuah girl is being installed as the interim leader of the CJNG cartel

@LockLorde @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Are you saying if, like you, I started rimming the assholes of MAGA and crypto posters I could one day have 47 followers as well?

@Rog973521 @ThoughtCrimes80 Doesn't that indicate productivity more than IQ or ability? US has a very unique work culture not echoed in most of western society.

@LockLorde @ThoughtCrimes80 Look at GDP per capita. That's a good place to start. As of 2025, Canada's GDP per capita is projected to be approximately $54,935 The GDP per capita in the United States was $66,682.61 in 2024. Canada is a relatively poor country.

Orlando woman (of clearly above average intelligence) posts that her JetBlue flight to Cancun is on time, and she’s going despite Mexico being on a level two travel advisory, with over 60% of the country being impacted by cartels. We really need to check back on this woman. 👀

@Rog973521 @ThoughtCrimes80 Seems like a generalization, but I don't have data to suggest otherwise

@LockLorde @ThoughtCrimes80 Americans are smarter than Canadians.

@secret_spotkate @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Did you discuss my comment with your 3 followers

@LockLorde @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Idiotic comment, but what's important is that you tried. You thought hard, failed miserably, but you tried

@secret_spotkate @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Do I look like Airbnb?

@LockLorde @tmsilverman @powrgroove75 Want photos from my house? I took some photos of my local OXXO that got looted this morning. Or are you too stubbornly retarded to be able to read and comprehend "Account based in Mexico"?

@Rog973521 @ThoughtCrimes80 Right, explains why there are virtually no Americans in Cancun

@LockLorde @ThoughtCrimes80 She's easy pickings. They don't want Americans in Cancun.