Fat Downy

i love that their thing is to clearly do unclean covers in the bridge of 2122 to mix it up for themselves & bc they love those songs but don’t rehearse or care enough to cleanly cover it. its so fun

being raped out of a friendgroup might be one of the craziest sentences that actually happened to me

Geese - American idiot (green day cover)

Phone thief getting battered

How do you make 60 using the same number three times… without using 20?😳👇

you better not be strutting around topless pretending to be Freddie Mercury in front of some pensioners round the back where the bins are when I get home!!!! me :

No one is subletting your apartment for the summer pay your fucking rent while you go see mommy and daddy in whatever bumfuck shitty town you come from

I found this in my husband’s pocket while doing the laundry, is this a sign that he’s cheating or I’m just overthinking Does anyone have an idea what this is?

I do like the British empire. But stopping the Russians from taking constantinople back from the ottomans was like peak spaz. Obviously it's more complicated than that but still.

Brits saying “Europe” like they aren’t part of it is one of the more linguistically bizarre consequences of Brexit. Y’all are Europeans too lol

Ashley St. Clair gives Hasan Piker a hoodie that says, "I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who that stepped up"

Nobody who lives in this part of Wigan EVER calls it Makerfield. Sick of hearing about “the people of makerfield” being used as political marketing as if it’s a real thing.