Lucas 1-451 (WORLD CHAMPIONS 🌍🏆)

@KyloAndre When your bird call app picks up the whistling of a supersonic ICBM headed to Wilmington pal just know it was me

Laz getting a recorded bird call of a endangered pigeon local to 1 square mile in rural China ( I have been importing and releasing them near his home to throw him off)

Also BANGGG what a night

HALLLLLL

Aho line 1 playoff point challenge (impossible)

Literally don’t care we’ve already got our series win for the year

Fuck off

Narrowed down the next team I’ll support to these five after Chelsea liquidate Liverpool Man United Man City Hull City Fulham

Nah

Stanky is gretzky reincarnate

FUCK Philadelphia

The fact that F1 hasn’t even fixed the GIANT white rectangles that obscures the top middle of the broadcast FOUR RACES into the season is fucking mind blowing. Considering cancelling my subscription tbh and I’ve been a fan for YEARS.

Me walking into the JP Morgan interview and seeing bro who also applied

My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber. Me:

Asking her to go FULL JPMORGAN EXECUTIVE on it tonight

I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have this cannon

BREAKING: fights break out as Indian men compete for jobs at JPMorgan

@LockedInLaz The news seems to be doing massive stock growth today for JP Morgan - YOBB Senior Financial Analyst #JPM

Your desk for today’s special report on the JP Morgan situation #monitoring #cannons