Locke

You need to conduct a social media audit before you commit to a woman, otherwise you will perish

@Samke14122371 Girlfriends are always depressed just a small nyana inconvenience she get depressed,enjoy the phusi and worry less

Your girlfriend was depressed and you didn't know😳?? What exactly do people do in relationships these days? F*ck and hangout? 🤔

Man to man: Avoid having deals or sharing confidential information with a man who is loyal to his woman.

@KhananiShingan1 Not coming back after long break but showing up for studies later

What’s something that got you into serious trouble in high school?😂

@sleendeel Be on time next time,if its six arrive thirty minutes before

The feeling of missing a flight will never sit well with me, what do you mean the plane is still here but I can't go in!?😭😭

@_ayanda_sengane My relationship was going to end right there,i dont like people who can't afford themselves.How come that you dont have money at ur old age.

Her: Babe may I please have R1000 for my hair Him: Okay, will send just now. Her: Thank you babe, I love you so much. You mean so much to me❤️, you are the best boyfriend ever. Him: 👍🏿 Why guys get angry after sending money?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@King_Konde @thamieverywhere Your worse 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thamieverywhere It was raining, so I slept. My mom is still angry.😂

there’s really nothing wrong with just collecting your certificate and calling it a day imo.

@Thato_Reekae It look like a hair ribbon

What’s this?

@Nocylove123 @lockenation

Verified accounts comment with your handles.

@ZamakonkeK Disadvantages :you automatically think your smart because you grew up in township

Disadvantages and advantages of living or growing up in Ekasi or Lokshion ??

@ketshedile_ A heap of sand next to the gate is there for a reason

I cannot believe we live in houses without fire extinguishers. 😳🤧 Do you have a fire extinguisher in your house?

@telleeetubby How are you going to talk to each other?

I need to date someone who understands I don’t like calls man

@italian_Spencer @Aecus7 @osasthekid Extremely funny

@Aecus7 @osasthekid If you find this funny, you’re sick.

At least there are no more bad people in your life

@alizwa_mendy Headlines like headlines

@Lockenation Headlines?

my neighbour just told me he spends R25k on his girlfriends bills and she’s not working 😭😭 sana? men that want to will hey😭?

@Tidoo_Wax Government is offering that no one is bigger than the government trust me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lockenation 😂😂💔

How much is a reasonable girlfriend allowance?

@telleeetubby E'm writing tuesday and Wednesday and i am busy scrolling in this app

guys please tell me to go study😭

@teffo_ME @rebzs1 I'll notice your ur regular on my TL,i might not have the guts to go to your dm

@rebzs1 No one

If you disappeared from Twitter, who would notice? 🤔

@ThisIsColbert Stupid culture to say the least

In siSwati culture, you don’t divorce your wife for cheating. In fact, divorce doesn't exist esiSwatini😂 Even if you catch her red-handed with another man in your own bed, you handle it differently Many of us say we can’t stay with a cheating wife, but culture says you should😭