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Idc who you are, he’s literally an angel puppy😩🐾

also I need a career change . any suggestions?😣

I hate coming home , I wish shit would just come together finally

@oatmilkshorty i’ll go halfsies

I swear to god sometimes I wonder how men actually function on this earth without women

I can’t believe I get to see drake and we came as roman’s in the same 3 days , im gonna vom

how come dinosaurs don’t exist anymore but crocodiles do?????? actual question i’m having rn

ok i’ve been a REALLLL hater to these lulu lemon cross body bags .. but I changed my mind and I want one so if u see me wearing one.. keep ur comments to yourself bye

Calvin just said “love you” without me having to say it first. Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep

not calvin rubbing kinetic sand all over his face at 6am

can you imagine having 4 children and not having custody of any of them????????? god damn

I think when you’re transitioning from being a people pleaser to someone with more boundaries it’s so weird, because it’s hard to tell if you’re being mean or if you’re just listening to your own feelings because you’re so used to this & only thinking about others

omg u guys , I asked kendal if she wanted to come over …… and she actually did

the amount of dog hair in my house and all over my clothes actually makes me feel crazy

dave called me the bread connoisseur and honestly that’s the best compliment i’ve ever received

I am sooooo tired of taking care of EVERYONE and never the one to be taken care of. I can handle my own, I always got me but when I got me and everyone else and NO ONES got me back, it’s fucking exhausting

the thought of calvin growing up might kill me

only person in the world that matches my LMFAOOOOOOO energy is @DrewAfualo 👏🏼

Since when is throwing up a symptom of covid????? Being a manager of a restaurant really opens up your eyes to all the bullshit excuses not to come to work lmaooo

theres not enough meds in the fuckin world to make me not hate mornings like this😅

i dont know who the fuck told me to get a german shepherd but i want a refund