Mr Moon

@BurgerKingUK 3 times in the last week but no win on surprise... Stingy af on your winnings. KFC give a me free chicken on the regular. Pfft

@charliekirk11 Thoughts and Prayers incoming.....in 3 ...2....1..

Please pray for the faith community at Annunciation Catholic Church in Minneapolis. Reports of an active shooter right now and as many as 20 victims. PRAY

@tgltnPUBG lol "The Best"

@AldiUK I'd be happy if you sorted your quality control. You get what you pay for in this world... @AldiUK is the bottom of the barrel

@Loken_Moon Sorry to hear this. Please return to store and we'll be happy to refund or replace this for you.

Don't buy your meat from @AldiUK you get 1 out of 4 pork belly with actual meat on it

@AldiUK Nah... No more dm's. It's a pack of pork belly slices with no pork. I just had it on the BBQ and it looked like I was electing a new pope with all the smoke from the fat. Kindly fuck off and i will now be actively telling everyone not to buy from you. Disgusting.

@Loken_Moon Sorry to see this. Please pop us a DM with the details from the pack, and we will take a closer look at this for you. 😢 twitter.com/messages/compo…

@AldiUK for the love of god can you sort your quality control out? Conveniently hidden under the packaging is my pork belly slices... Except... There's barely any pork...what the actual f&+%. This is the last time.. the LAST time I'm buying meat from aldi

@AldiUK I've sent a DM. Now what?

@AldiUK how long has this been out of the cold chain for it to arrive at my home like this? Aldi Bumpers Lane. Another fail. I served this to my child before realising how bad it was.

@pritipatel I struggle to find you relevant...

Starmer had no regrets over: Causing the economy to stagnate, Downgrades to economic growth, Job losses and business closures due to his wooping tax hikes and raid on employers' NI, His vindictive assault on pensioners who have lost the winter fuel allowance,  His lies to WASPI women, His ideological hostility to rural Britain. Shameful record…..

@RocketPMohawk I RAN to your twitter page

THE SPAZ FUKS IT ON FORMATION LAP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@GullisJonathan I just love that you are unemployed. Twat.

@trussliz Shut up already. No one cares for your garbage opinion you wet lettuce

Britain is in an economic doom loop. Punitive taxes, Net Zero zealotry and a bloated state are driving business and growth away. Labour has punished pensioners by taking away the Winter Fuel Allowance and is raising taxes. Things will only get worse. telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/…

@alexarmstrong Usually they are also known as cunts

Can anyone actually define what “far-right” is?

@emilyhewertson Your choice of backing shows just how stupid you actually are. Bleat like the sheep you are...b@aaaaaaa

Do you think if I announce I’m now a Labour Party member, Keir Starmer will resign tomorrow?

@soogz1 Hi

say hi for the nudy version in dms 🫶

@JamesCleverly Random business pose please. That will sway the voters I'm sure.

It's time to unite our Party.

@Mike_Fabricant I'm so glad we don't have to listen to your loony ideas and look at your inexplicable boners for Boris.

What I miss from no longer being an MP is all the wonderful people who work at the House of Commons: the doorkeepers, catering staff, cleaners, Serjeant At Arms Department, and even IPSA! Along with my MP friends of ALL parties and my wonderful devoted staff - I’ll miss you all.

@supertanskiii @Nigel_Farage You forgot racism, mysogeny and flaccid cocks

@Nigel_Farage I can smell this picture. It smells of divorce, cigarettes and idiocy.

We will fight for you.

@daveatherton So? What's wrong with that? You being a bit racist there my chum

Bradford West's Naz Shah is sworn in as an MP on the Quran. The hijab is the final touch.