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@PARlSIEN pour moi le vrai sujet est les joueurs de pointe. On a 5 joueurs qui peuvent jouer 9 (ekitike, thuram, mbappe, dembele, kolo muani) alors qu'on joue en 4-2-3-1 ou 4-3-3 🥲 kolo muani doit jamais etre selectionne

@MegaCrit When steam achievements ? Please do not wait full release

The first BIG balance pass for Slay the Spire 2 is now out on the beta branch!! (Sorry infinite build lovers.) It also includes a Phobia Mode, lots of bug & crash fixes, and--as you can see below--some cool new art and VFX! 💫 Patch notes: store.steampowered.com/news/app/28688…

@MadridScouting2 La réalité c'est qu'il balance a mbappe et ça marche souvent. Les stats sont bonnes mais dans le jeu c'est pas très riche, un peu le coeur du problème du real cette saison

🇹🇷📊 𝗔𝗿𝗱𝗮 𝗚ü𝗹𝗲𝗿 (21) est le joueur qui a créé le plus d’occasions (28) en UEFA Champions League cette saison… 🥈 2e : Michael Olise - 26 🥉 3e : Lamine Yamal - 16 𝗝𝗘 𝗡𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦 𝗣𝗔𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗤𝗨𝗢𝗜 𝗖𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗟𝗘 𝗗É𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗔𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗦 𝗤𝗨'𝗜𝗟 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗟𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗥É𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗨𝗥 𝗗'𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗘 @RisingStarXI

@EditionMerengue En plus de ça ca rend les fautes de haaland plus plausibles vu la différence de gabarit. Ça arrive deux fois sur le match il me semble. Si tu mets Rüdiger ils peuvent faire du judo ça siffle jamais

Le marquage d’Erling Haaland par Arda Güler sur les corners n’était pas une erreur, mais un plan soigneusement préparé. Álvaro Arbeloa et son staff ont analysé que Haaland n’est pas particulièrement efficace de la tête sur corners ou coups de pied arrêtés. Pep Guardiola l’utilise souvent pour faire le travail de l’ombre, en servant d’écran afin de libérer d’autres joueurs. Arbeloa ne voulait donc pas gaspiller ses joueurs les plus grands sur Haaland et a préféré les charger du marquage de Rodri, Marc Guéhi, Antoine Semenyo, Rúben Dias, etc. [@marca]

@GeronimoMorgans This did not age well 😅

Brilliant lineup, man. Seven changes. YES. I get not starting a natural creator = we've got Doku and Savinho out wide, both of them wide playmakers and creators in their own right. No issue there. Defence is solid. No natural fullbacks, which makes sense given the setup. Khusanov at right-back for his pace and recovery, especially in transition. Guehi alongside Dias. O'Reilly at left-back... or will he drift into midfield in possession? Either way, he adds an edge there. Having Rodri and Bernardo is just massive. Control, tempo-setting, momentum, rhythm = everything flows through them. Feels balanced. Bench is stacked with game-changers too. We can win this. 💙

@City_Xtra @rayan_cherki And then you see the amount of potential G/A he delivers every time he is playing, and the team is butchering the finishes (haaland first)

Pep Guardiola: “Always I want @rayan_cherki's talent, give this to us! But all I ask is play 10 metres up front. Talent close to Rodri? I don’t care. Close to Erling! "How did the first goal come [vs Nottingham Forest]? Him. The assist from Rayan Ait-Nouri at Leeds? He’s close to the box. Live there. Do whatever you want, but live close to there, because he’s unique. He likes to go a little deep. But he’s young. "But the numbers and impact in the first season in the Premier League has been massive. I’m delighted for what he gives us, how he’s trying..." [via @HaytersTV]

#MaListeDes26 Tu joues pas tu sors

@WilooFootball Manchester City - Atleti

J'offre un maillot de son choix à quelqu'un qui trouvera la finale 👇

Le niveau du #sixnations à jamais été aussi faible. Espérons que la France fasse le grand chelem pour réguler tout ça.

@TylerGlaiel It doesn't

bro how the fuck does jira work

@rezich Actually you are right, I used parasocial but that's not the right word. I wanted to mean a relationship where the parties never meet physically

@LokoHS How can the game be “about parasocial relationships” when the central focus of the game is a bidirectional relationship that is most certainly not parasocial in any way whatsoever?

The thing that ruined Firewatch for me (playing it immediately upon release) was when I realized about an hour into the game that the ludic vocabulary¹ it'd established meant that there was zero chance I was going to encounter another character face-to-face in the game. The art was beautiful and the woods were fun to explore, but it became glaringly obvious that I'd never see another character in the game²—because for that to happen, there would have to be character animations (body and face) that would sell them as people, on par with how the voice acting was doing the same. But once it became apparent that, behind the pretty colors and expansive-seeming game world that they let you wander around, that there was nothing more ambitious waiting in store (long before the plot pulled the rug out from under you (in a way that I just simply cannot find a way to appreciate, even a decade later—unlike, say, Metal Gear Solid 2, Danganronpa V3, etc.)). This completely killed all of the “slow-burn” building tension and drama for me, especially with regards to Delilah. Once I realized I was never going to see her face-to-face, all the pretension to the contrary made everything ring hollow—especially once time starts skipping ahead, and Henry still hasn't met her yet, even though her watchtower was only just a bit further away than the playable game world you're permitted to explore. I still have no idea whether this is something that people who haven't spent their whole lives making video games and playing them from that perspective would notice, consciously or otherwise. Maybe not? I don't know. Regardless, around that time in my playthrough, it had also become painfully obvious that this was one of those games where no choices you make matter at all whatsoever. That's mostly fine—linear walking simulators are a known quantity, and if that's all this game was, and I knew that going in, I would've accepted it on those terms. But I thought I had seen something in preview footage³ indicating that there was something like a dynamic system in place that tracked all the little things you were doing, and would somehow subtly affect how the story unfolded. Maybe I was just completely mistaken, or maybe they scrapped that at some point in development—who knows? But either way, there was nothing systemically interesting in the game at all whatsoever—it was almost entirely linear, with only a few (if I remember correctly) small different things that could happen, exclusively depending upon which dialogue-wheel choices you picked. (And some of those were nice, for what they were!) But the game wants you to think that it has something bigger going on under the hood—they tease you with stuff like litter you can pick up, various optional encounters you can find—but none of it has any bearing on any tangible outcome in the end. It's just a static world with some useless physics props in it and some trigger volumes that advance the story. Firewatch was probably the last of that specific Fullbright-style linear-narrative walking simulator I played—the disappointment I experienced playing it, relative to my expectations for it, kind of killed the genre for me. I kept hoping for someone to try something more ambitious with the format, and I had hoped that Firewatch would be that game. But in the end—believe it or not—I think I like Gone Home more. And that's saying something. ¹ Apologies for the pretentious-sounding term, but this is a real thing. ² The jump-scare and the firefighter at the end don't count. ³ Probably on Giant Bomb (RIP).

@Coraliiie10 C'est la spéciale Real Madrid, 3-4 joueurs a certains postes, et on se retrouve quand même avec tchouameni en défense centrale

Nico Paz joue vraiment comme un 10/9,5 en fait. L'impression qu'il occupe les mêmes zones qu'Arda Güler et Jude Bellingham sur le terrain (donc je comprends pas trop comment il va être intégré à l'équipe la saison prochaine). #NAPCOM

@Pearja_ Littéralement 10s de préparation, et ça te gardes le riz chaud une fois cuit, pas besoin de check

C’est quoi l’avantage d’un cuiseur de riz ? Genre par rapport à une casserole (vrai question j’en ai jamais vu)

@_BeFootball @lequipe Mateta out probablement vu sa blessure. Sportivement pour moi Thuram si on juge la performance en club, même si en EDF c'est pas fou

𝗦𝗜 𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗦 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝟴 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗔𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗘 𝗗𝗨 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘, 𝟳 𝗦𝗘 𝗗𝗘́𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗗𝗘́𝗝𝗔̀, assure @lequipe 🇫🇷🐓 🇫🇷 Mbappé 🇫🇷 Dembélé 🇫🇷 Olise 🇫🇷 Doué 🇫🇷 Cherki 🇫🇷 Barcola 🇫🇷 Ekitike Actuellement, la 8e place se jouerait entre : 🇫🇷 Thuram 🇫🇷 Kolo Muani 🇫🇷 Thauvin 🇫🇷 Akliouche 🇫🇷 Coman 🇫🇷 Nkunku 🇫🇷 Mateta Ce serait quoi vos 8 ?

@robindesboys Je reçois ça toute les semaines 🥲

mais bz ta mère !?????

@copperCity17 First point is the one. I don't mind sciel being secondary, but lune has one of the best lines of act 1 (fighting Gustave) and then becomes a heal bot

- Lune + Sciel stop existing as characters as soon as Verso joins - You can ignore the build system and just parry - "Here's what the story's actually about" but again and again and again - If the characters in the world are real people, the ending falls apart - Verso

@Psychobaker_24 @phoenix_goat_ C'est un épisode qui divise beaucoup, ce qui est sûr c'est qu'il ne laisse pas indifférent 😅 Pas aimé pour ma part, mais j'applaudis l'audace

@phoenix_goat_ Breaking Bad a un épisode intitulé la mouche ou on voit Walter et Jessie chasser une mouche pendant 45 minutes dans le labo et tout le monde a trouvé cet épisode géniale à l'époque

Pluribus est jugé « trop lent ». En 2025 même Breaking Bad ne passerait plus. La patience a disparu. Je suis sûr que Pluribus aurait fait quasi l’unanimité si la série était sortie 10 ans en arrière.

@phoenix_goat_ Bien d'accord, c'est lent et c'est bien comme ça, c'est rafraîchissant. Les gens comparent 7 ep de pluribus a 5 saisons de BB, je pense on a juste perdu l'habitude de ce rythme . Perso j'adore, parce que la photo est exceptionnelle, ça se savoure

@ActuFoot_ J'aimerais que ce soit le titulaire à la CDM, malheureusement Kounde vient de claquer un doublé et DD le favorise a mort 🥲

𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗢 𝗚𝗨𝗦𝗧𝗢 🇫🇷 𝗘𝗡 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗘̂𝗧𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗧𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗔̀ 𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗘 𝗗𝗨 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗘 ? 🤩 Le Français vient de confirmer sa très grande forme aujourd’hui avec un match excellent face à Everton, il a obtenu 𝗟𝗔 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗙𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗗𝗘 𝟭𝟬𝟬/𝟭𝟬𝟬 sur @sorare. 💯 ⚽️ 𝗨𝗡 𝗕𝗨𝗧 🎯 𝗨𝗡𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗘 𝗗𝗘́𝗖𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗩𝗘 ▫️81 ballons touchés ▫️90% de passes réussies (62/69) ▫️2/2 tirs cadrés ▫️1 grosse occasion créée ▫️4 ballons récupérés 🔗 Pour retrouver sa carte sur Sorare, c'est ici 👉 sorare.pxf.io/Vxr7nM