London Crime

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London Crime

London Crime

@LondonCrime

Giving you the lowdown on all the criminal shit that's going down in London town.

Not New Scotland Yard Katılım Kasım 2011
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Mr. M.J.Moth
Mr. M.J.Moth@mothmun·
If you were the picture editor who found this Jimmy Savile shot, CONGRATULATIONS, your working life is now complete: tinyurl.com/bldumca
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Mr. M.J.Moth
Mr. M.J.Moth@mothmun·
"Used to do loads of work with the council on their school building program. Then, not sure why, it just stopped"
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Pub Bore
Pub Bore@PubBore·
Should have held the Paralympics first and treated it as a security dry-run. If a bomb had gone off there'd be less noticeable damage.
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Mr. M.J.Moth
Mr. M.J.Moth@mothmun·
In remembrance of Rodney King's death I'm going to organise a minute's violence.
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Richard D. James
Richard D. James@MrAphexTwin·
For those who've asked, sadly, I was disqualified from #eurovision as my entry was basically a Casio keyboard stapled to a dead cow.
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Richard D. James
Richard D. James@MrAphexTwin·
New track based on a 17 minute sample of an ant, walking on an ice cube made of frozen tears, being repeatedly hit by a rusty exhaust pipe.
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Richard D. James
Richard D. James@MrAphexTwin·
I am sound. I am a shining sine wave of pure tone vibrating at the frequency of DNA. I am a man in a dressing gown eating Coco Pops.
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Pub Bore
Pub Bore@PubBore·
What I found made Diane Abbott's comments even more offensive was that she was blacked-up when she made them.
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London Crime
London Crime@LondonCrime·
The first counterfeit Santa Claus was arrested today. Didn't even have a real beard. Hamley's now full of quite emotional kids.
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