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@bbyorkshiredump Wouldn't wanna be giving away too much too soon though. Definitely need some motivation first.

@LondonMisc Oh we do 😈😈

Since you're all enjoying my Friday evening so much, know I've hardly moved but have managed to turn 90 degrees

@Scot_law_twnk Could just be a very specific kink...

PSA, you really should take that picture of you with a Covid mask off your dating profile.

@bbyorkshiredump Nobody wants to see that, surely

@LondonMisc Them pants need to come down 90 degrees 😈

And the award for most fitting resignation speech ever goes to...

68% of Britons believe the US has had a mostly or entirely negative impact on the rest of the world in recent years, up from 57% in January Entirely positive: 2% (-1 from 12 Jan) Mostly positive: 8% (-2) Mixed: 18% (-6) Mostly negative: 35% (+1) Entirely negative: 33% (+10)

@MrSecretD2025 Absolutely; being so relaxed around someone that they can see you at your most ridiculous

Laughing uncontrollably and being silly without feeling self-conscious 🤪

@CarlosssEF87 Oh good, I'd hate to think it was anything ... improper

@LondonMisc Yes we all love grey jogg- I mean weekends 😅🥵

Finally, weekend time 🥳🎉

It always feels like there's something missing when you're working from home

Only 47 more to go

@Scot_law_twnk And a very nice mirror it is, too

Genuinely just a boy and his new mirror

Oops...

Friday evenings are dangerous. Feet up, drink in hand, spending money.

@DLBlokeLondon Can recommend.

Clock-watching. Wanna go home and lie on the sofa with a semi.

God, we can only hope there will be...

@gjco294 Counting down the minutes to the same...

Should be at the gym doing leg day but this seems better

@KinaCatGirl I'm sure something does.

In English, nothing ends with the letter g

@utter_deckhead How to give a shrink several months of confused work. I'm sorry though, not nice 💙

I just woke up from a nightmare where Hillary Clinton was hunting me with a g*n 😭 💀