Lonestar PumpJacks

Newly acquired Jameson Poe will make his Lonestar debut as the Pumpjacks will need to enter playoff mode against the Reykjavik Valkyries.

Busy day in the GM's office. Jameson Poe and War Hamster are joining the Pumpjacks! Lonestar = title town? Let's make it happen!

After a short-lived return, the Pumpjacks say goodbye once again to Hans Ali for a 3rd-round pick from the McDophers. Good luck on Pluto, Hans! Maybe we'll see you in the title game.

Looking to rebound after 2-straight losses, we travel to Sunnydale and look to sweep the season series against the defending champions. Jack Goff leads the team with a .500 OBP since joining the club and Billy Winters gets the start.

It appears that the league cancelled session 10, so we'll never know who would have won the rematch against the Helmsmen. Pity. Now we look forward to hosting the Waverunners. Hans Ali takes the hill for his first start in his return to Lonestar.

After an exciting win over the Mashers in which Jimmy Johns went 3-3 with 2 doubles, the Pumpjacks look to exact some revenge against the Halifax Helmsmen. Superbone Threefinger will take the hill and looks to build upon his dominant first half.

Led by rookie sensation, Burgess Whitehead, the Pumpjacks look to get back into the win column as we welcome the Kentucky Mashers to the Oil Field. Billy Winters will take the hill and Dylan Green makes his MLN debut.

Welcome back Hans Ali and welcome Dylan Green! We are excited to bring back our season 1 all-star to help lead our staff. Green is a converted pitcher and a promising prospect. We have high hopes for both of these excellent players in the second half!

After an exciting home stand, we leave the friendly confines of Lonestar and head up to Cincinnati to meet up with our good friend and former teammate Berna Pozo and his Longhorns.

Led by Burgess Whitehead's two(!) 2-run triples and multiple clutch hits by others, the Pumpjacks improve to 4-3! Fighting back after coughing up a 5-run lead, the boys walked it off in the 7th! Final Score: 8-7 over the Horsemen!

Burgess Whitehead.

Congratulations to Barney Summers, who recently became first major league fake baseball with at least 50 career base hits!

Barney Summers does Barney Summers things and plates 1 with an RBI single. Clive Babineaux follows that with a 2-run moon shot to close out a 5 run first. After 2 the Pumpjacks lead 5-1!

Burgess Whitehead executes one of the most exciting plays in fake baseball: stroking a triple and plating 2! Pumpjacks lead 2-0 early in the 1st

Lonestar welcomes the Sleepy Hollow Horsemen to town for an inter league game! Jack Goff makes his debut and Superbone Threefinger returns to the mound after dominating in his first 2 starts. Let's go PumpJacks!

Lonestar is pleased to welcome newly acquired Jack Goff to the team! Jack is a catcher, recently converted from the outfield. He's got wheels and a quick bat. Keep a lookout for this youngster, coming to a Pumpjacks lineup near you.

Billy Winters will make the first start of his MLN career as the Acadia Peregrines come to town. Our boys are looking to bounce back after 2 straight losses.

We are proud to introduce Billy Winters! This young kid has been shutting down all competition in the minor leagues, and we think he'll be a great addition to the team. Welcome to Lonestar, Billy!

These Superbone Threefinger jerseys have been selling out since the game ended last night. #CGSO #GOAT

Jimmy Johns doubles to lead off the game, and Clive Babineaux goes yard to put the PumpJacks up 2-0!