Das Clown
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@LifeOfKaycee_ @hugoknowsball I never understand football managers. Like Slot and Ekitike. Start of the season, he was firing on all cylinders, but as soon as Isak gets better, Hugo gets benched. Why disrupt his momentum when football is a confidence game?
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@hugoknowsball Eddie Howe may have sabotaged Newcastle United’s season cos this guy was flying high and they were doing well. All of a sudden, he started playing him in midfield then benching him
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Sold his soul for this. Never heard of him since
H@hugoknowsball
That crazy Woltmade pen costed him a whole career
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UPDATE:
1. E34 520i SOLD
2. E53 now has engine, full running car 685k
3. E87 116i buy and drive 573k
4. E53 now a rolling shell 382k
For viewing, talk to @UleMikewaMagari or me. +254720909239
Ibrah wa BMW@BrutImz
And that’s where I come in. Nawapea the nicest of the deals ever in this era. From left to right: ALL BMWs 1. E34 520i buy and drive - 327k 2 E53 petrol rolling shell (only missing engine) 385k 3. E87 116i buy and drive - 573k 4. E53 petrol. 582k. Needs cosmetic touch ups.
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My dad always says ata ukimaliza kulipa gari chukua loan atakama ni ya 100k against the car. Bank na insurance wapelekane mbio.
Alex Njenga@alexnjenga
Dealing with insurance companies is just a headache. I paid a comprehensive premium of more the Ksh 300,000 on a 2018 Land cruiser Prado but @ICEALION are treating me like garbage. I filed my claim in January 2026 and it almost end of April 2026 and nothing has progressed.
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@SirAlexas Burnley had relegaton to fight and City were rusty before goal. But sa next week, when you play Newcastle and Atletico, apo ndio mental fortitude itaiuwa broken
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Flat performance from City... players under estimating Burnley.... hawa kweli ndio watapiga Bournemouth na Everton?!!!
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Watu wajue Newcastle tunatrain serious. Hakuna mambo ya tiktok na pick pockets training. Mpira tu
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"Mama alipenda mboro zingine kutuliko"
Njeri_Wagathima@_stayliquidd
Sasa in cases of infidelity, what do you tell the children. Mnawaambia mbona mnaachana??
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Did a small delivery, a BMW E34 520i and I confirmed this cars either you are a Mechanic or you have a flatbed on Speed-dail. The Thermostat on this beauty went out while I was transporting it home, ikabidi nitafte BMW fan boy @alexmwanzo and he is a top G.
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@NahashonLevi @alexmwanzo Pretty soon, naanza kuchokora yangu pia. EAGERLY EXCITED 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Well, NTSA now wants to start inspecting private cars after perfecting inspections on commercial vehicles.
It is therefore safe to say that all commercial vehicles on our roads are safe and don't pose any danger to other motorists or road users.
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@YaneKariuki You need to get a column in these Swahili Taifa Leos. Just for football commentary.
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Tutizame highlights za hapo ugani Amex, Brighton dhidi ya mwana Chelsea, huku bingwa wa dunia akinuia kumaliza njaa yake ya mechi tano mfululizo bila ya bao hata moja. Chelsea atakosa huduma zake Cole Palmer lakini Baby Siuuu yupo imara kabisa. Nne mtungi ndio ubashiri wangu.
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Ministry of health wakae gangare acha nikatafute my lawyer naona ntakula poa😂
THEE ALFA HOUSE@thee_alfa_house
They say a short man is not a boy. Well, Awinja and Coca-Cola are about to find out. Comedian David Mwambili (Inspector Mwala) has sued actress Jacky Vike (Awinja) and Coca-Cola for Sh163 million. His grievance? Coke’s new campaign for its 300ml stubby plastic bottle, familiarly called ka-mwala, uses his name. MORE 👇
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Depending on loans with unfavorable terms from loan sharks, bc you are being taxed almost 50% of your salary in a country to fund zero healthcare, less than 30k kms of tarmac roads, no free education, no public transport, wanton corruption, and a harsh business environment
Moe@moneyacademyKE
Over 50% of salaried workers in Kenya rely on advance loans to survive due to the rising cost of living, according to a new report. The report reveals Kenyans are increasingly depending on short-term credit to cover monthly expenses.
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