Aaron Long

@codyjohnson COJO! I’m Having a wedding on May 9 in Chariton, Iowa. R Iowa Barn 4:00 feel free to stop by on your way to Des Moines!

@C70 @cardinalsgifs Gorman 3rd RF

May the Force be with you! @cardinalsgifs and I bring you the Star Wars Day #bombsaway💣and I hope you don't have a bad feeling about this! 1) Wetherholt 4 2) Herrera DH 3) Burleson 3 4) Walker 9 5) Gorman 5 6) Winn 6 7) Church 7 8) Pages 2 9) Scott 8 ⚾️ Leahy

I have a valid question Mr. Marmol. If we are keeping 3rd catcher, who really is just RH bench bat, why aren’t we having Pozo take an AB in the B9 instead of Pages who was 0-3 on the day, and now 0-4 after watching strike 3? I agree with a lot of your moves, but 🤔 #stlcards

Sound like it’s the end of Joey Chiclets. It’s #Ferminator time! #stlcards

@JacobCersosimo @MatrixMidwest @KMOV Joey Chiclets coming in clutch.

Here's a few #stlcards home run chain facts: - Nathan Church started barking after series wins & brought that bark to the dugout after HRs - José Fermín found a related chain on Amazon & bought it - Yohel Pozo gives the chain out after a HR @KMOV | @MatrixMidwest

@KC_Sass So you said yes, right?

Sitting at the bar enjoying a beer. Group of 3 younger guys sitting next to me (been drinking awhile) One of the guys starts talking to me. He’s hammered but funny and sweet. Asks for my number…I say no I can be your mom. He then asks if he can pay me to pretend to be his mom.😂😂😂 His poor buddies were mortified and dying. I just laughed.

@birdieminded @SECSupremacyCFB @CFBChuckk I guess you’re right 🤷🏽‍♂️ here’s some recent middle vs middle

@SECSupremacyCFB @CFBChuckk Bowl games aren't a perfect guage but they're the best we've got.

Here’s reality. It’s clear the top of the Big 10 is the best in CFB. The middle of the B10 beats the middle of the SEC in football games. The bottom is the only thing to cling to, and there will never be a way to prove they’re just as bad. So that’s where we are at. Sure, they lost to Memphis. But they’re good I swear - they had some draft picks.

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Alec 1st RF

✅lineup submitted ✅first game of series ✅#bombsaway💣w/@C70 --- 1. Wetherholt, 2B 2. Herrera, DH 3. Burleson, 1B 4. Walker, RF 5. Gorman, 3B 6. Winn, SS 7. Church, LF 8. Pagés, C 9. Scott II, CF --- ⚾️Sheehan, RHP vs Liberatore, LHP 🚨7:15 CT #stlcards

@mizcowboy10 @gatewaygrinders Let me introduce you to @cardinalsgifs

@gatewaygrinders Can someone make this gif?

Holy pimp job 😂

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Burley RF 1st

✅lineup submitted ✅first game of series ✅#bombsaway💣 w/@C70 --- 1. Wetherholt, 2B 2. Herrera, C 3. Burleson, 1B 4. Walker, RF 5. Gorman, DH 6. Winn, SS 7. Church, CF 8. Urías, 2B 9. Fermín, LF --- ⚾️ Kirby, RHP vs Pallante, RHP 🚨 7:15 CT #stlcards

@BarleyDom @Josh_Transcends @AdamSchefter If you lived outside of the DC area, do you think they would have drafted that guy?

@Josh_Transcends @AdamSchefter I live in the DC area, they were never going to draft that guy.

Trade: Chiefs get No. 6 Browns get No. 9, 74, 148

@cdotharrison Dave Merritt doesn't have a lawyer.

Dave Merritt doesn't have a lawyer?

@MegRemSoftball I would be concerned for that catcher’s glove hand. A late swing wouldn’t feel great.

There is a right way to play this game and a wrong way and this is 100% in the wrong. I don’t care that the batter moved back out of the box- you don’t intentionally step back to throw at her head, as hard as you can, from about a foot away. I don’t want to hear “you don’t know it wasn’t intentional.” Save it. The runner at 3rd is about a half step off 3rd. The way the catcher is positioned to throw, that throw is going towards the 3rd base fence. The most telling part though? No one checks on that batter and catcher gets a high five right after from her coach. The batter ended up with a concussion. This is completely unacceptable and has no place in this sport.

@jmjones The RA is unfortunately sustainable. The 5-0 mark in extras is probably unsustainable.

Since MLB permanently expanded to three wild card teams, no team has ever won 90 games and missed the playoffs. If the Cardinals go 2-4 over their next six, they'll be on that pace a month into the season. Here's the weird part -- it's hard to find much that looks unsustainable:

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Alec 1st RF

🦩lineup submitted 🦩first game of series 🦩#bombsaway💣w/@C70 --- 1. Wetherholt, 2B 2. Herrera, C 3. Burleson, 1B 4. Walker, RF 5. Gorman, DH 6. Winn, SS 7. Urías, 3B 8. Saggese, LF 9. Scott II, CF --- ⚾️ McGreevy, RHP vs Meyer, RHP 🚨5:40 CT #stlcards

@tisthepamseason I’m sorry that happened. I’m sure this will not help your current situation and frustration, but I suggest finding a new favorite band who isn’t on a big label and plays shows in 200-500 capacity spaces. You’ll enjoy the more intimate shows and get in on the ground floor.

i am so frustrated and upset by this that i could cry. i bought VIP front row tickets for my section that came with merch like what the fuck. and i’m not upset with florence at all. this sports bullshit is so frustrating

🎶 She was born in the morning, late October, San Antone. Oh she’s every girl I’ve ever known 🎶

@cardinalsgifs @C70 Burllllll 1st RF

✅lineup submitted ✅first game of series ✅#bombsaway💣 w/@C70 --- 1. Wetherholt, 2B 2. Herrera, DH 3. Burleson, 1B 4. Walker, RF 5. Gorman, 3B 6. Winn, SS🌚 7. Church, LF 8. Pagés, C 9. Scott II, CF --- ⚾️Leahy, RHP vs Lambert, RHP 🚨 7:10 CT #stlcards

@NUCLRGOLF Good ball

🚨⛳️🗣️ #DISCUSSION: Without telling us your handicap, what's a line you say at least 20 times every round?

@dkoch02 @coachdgates

M-I-Z 💪🐯🏀 @coachdgates