Lonogen

hiya twitter, i just spent 2 months making a summary of ultrakill (i know...a little late) but it would mean a LOT if you'd consider checking it out !! youtube.com/watch?v=HPba8O…

LEAVE ME ALONE BOTS, I HATE YOU

@xRAYTRAYCEx even gordan ramsey would be speechless

frost children - what is forever for (raytrayce bootleg) [WIP]

tokyo shoegazer is my new music obsession

shoegaze is so good why do people hate it

@xRAYTRAYCEx the cats look like aliens

this gonna do numbers in the white girl community

@svddendeath you can’t fool me

@PokeDuelsTikTok IM THE BOT SLAYER HERE TO KILL ALL THE BOTS

how do you even know that's a Dragonite 😭

no, i hate you

are we not allowed to like anything on twitter (this could relate to literally anything)

what if instead of vagueposting or ragebaiting we collectively hunt down every bot and publicly execute it by hanging it with its own wires

knight?

WHY ARE ONLY BOTS FOLLOWING MEEEEE, DO REAL PEOPLE NOT SEE MY POSTS…AM I A HOLLOW???

my perception of people online is based off how they type, if you use emoticons you’re just an innocent lil goober, if you type in full punctuation and use big words you’re either British or an emotionless robot (no in between)

@Ahsanmalick77 @AndromedaPip do you really need to use chatgpt for your tweets

@AndromedaPip The craziest part isn't the noise it's the silence after. 50 guys enter, a whirlwind of activity for 5 minutes, and then... nothing. Just an empty shell of a building and a confused security guard. A 50-man vanishing act.

I had this idea for a crime syndicate whose claim to fame is that every heist they do has at minimum like 50 guys. That’s their strategy. Completely wipe a place in like 5 minutes.

@PlushSonicReal that’s the voice of one of the triplets from the ducktales remake isn’t it

Scott “correcting” himself implies that he never got all of the Chaos Emeralds in Sonic 2 and so his first exposure to Super Sonic was at the beginning of Sonic 3

sometimes i wish there was a view tweet history option

@xRAYTRAYCEx you upset the adobe gods and they have sacrificed the peasants to inconvenience you

@Lonogen fucking probably, I lowkirkenuinely don’t know what I did for this to happen

my power went out mid ted lasso episode im actually gonna do it chat

@nessguerrero what have you done

My dad just called me to tell me that the dog in John Wick looks just like his doggy and he’s so excited and I’m waiting for the second phone call now.

@SarahBurssty there’s an endless sea of “how i overtook the most dangerous server” or “this is the most op weapon” type videos, how many more “i killed the strongest player on this smp” videos do we need 😭 i’m sure these videos do well cause people love them, and the editing is always great

@SarahBurssty i dislike the current landscape of minecraft content, it’s not bad but at least 80% of it is the same style from the video to the thumbnail to even the narration, i wish there were more popular creators that switched things up or even just acted like it’s a youtube video 1/2

Normal Youtube viewers after watching a video: Wow that was a good video Minecraft Youtube viewers after watching a video: Wow this YouTuber is such a good storyteller, their AVD must be so high

@LordBhovwtik @dishvnored you just restated the original tweet, your existence means nothing

@dishvnored Watching a non-gamer play is hilarious. They question the game’s logic while it tries to kill them. “Why is there ammo in the bathroom?” I don’t know. Maybe the same reason there are five monsters nearby. Let’s survive first and complain about realism later. 🎮

watching a non-gamer play a game for the first time is so fun i got my gf to play silent hill 2 and she’s so perplexed by why there is ammo in the bathrooms like idk babe let’s focus on the 5 monsters around the corner