Just A Caddie

Massive corporate monoliths are hollowing out the game of golf. Equipment companies are bad enough but the hidden monster is Troon. They turn courses into overcrowded golf factories while miring employees in the absolute worst of corporate-office-bullshit. 1/2

@GCAJoeA @TheMasters must strip ESPN of their broadcast rights

Sitting in my office and have tv on in the background. Turned on ESPN and in 20 minutes have had whose golf bags look the best, interviews with The Miz, Kevin Hart, and Jason Kelce next. When did The Masters become the Kentucky Derby? Just awful.

@wil_da_beast630 Tiger shouldn't be above Jones or Hogan, either, and Vardon should be up there, as well

Flip the top two. The Tiger never caught The Bear.

@GordonGekko420 ESPN is a butcher of a plastic surgeon

One of the things that was always beautiful about the masters was that no matter how rich or famous you were you still had to go through the lottery. The masters didn’t care if you were famous you were the same as everyone else

@Top100Rick This is the same dipshit that brought kevin hart as a publicity stunt

One of the best parts of the Masters: NO PHONES! It’s so refreshing. Bryson is 100% right. So many people would be attending just to stare at their phones and watch their screen. The one event where people are actually present. More of this!

@casualclubguy Would think it would be Faldo and Langer

Who are the next three honorary options in line…… Is there an official waiting list?

@Crushers_GC A LOT

Round 1 is officially underway… What’s Bryson shooting today? 🤔

@MartinMcSports Correct* take

@LoopersProShop Horrible Take.

This is not a defense of Wayne Player, this is a condemnation of Bryson DeChambeau: the publicity stunt on the left is far more egregious than the one on the right. Bryson should have been escorted from the grounds yesterday. Save The Masters

How'd John Cena hit his tee shot this morning during the Honorary Starter ceremony?

@InnocenceCapit1 Golf is general has been dragged down into the bro'd out pits of hell by corporate greed

Personally I think the behavior of fans at the Ryder Cup is a bigger problem for pro golf/golf culture than having Kevin hart at the masters par 3, which is a goof anyway. The rope hats are a symptom though and Augusta National should be crushing, not feeding tastelessness.

@livgolf_league @brysondech @KevinHart4real your boy should be banned from The Masters for this disgraceful publicity stunt

💬 @brysondech talks through his day with @KevinHart4real on the bag REPORTER: "Your caddie calls you a rock star; what do you call your caddie?" DECHAMBEAU: "The best in the world. He just pumps me up. I don't know. I mean, I don't know why he calls me a rock star. He's the superstar." REPORTER: What kind of advice was he giving you today? DECHAMBEAU: "A lot of wind advice out there. He was reading the greens a little bit. It was fun to get out there and have him experience what golf at this highest level is." "And he was telling me as we were walking down some of the fairways, he was like I didn't realize it was like this all the people looking down on you, seeing every little detail of what you're doing, and then just how technical you guys are, how strategic you are, how thoughtful you guys are, and how much control you have with your golf ball. He was mesmerized by it." "So it's really cool to see somebody that's that big of a superstar getting into the game of golf. He's done it for the past seven months now. He's just gotten into the game seven months ago and for him to finally see what it is like at this high level is really cool because he's like I have so much respect for you guys. And it's cool to see that." "He's a superstar in his own right and a movie star and comedian and business entrepreneur, like everything he's done is so impeccable and impressive." "To be able to collaborate with golf and see how good the game of golf is for the world, it's cool to mesh two worlds." REPORTER: "Did he give you any tips?" DECHAMBEAU: "I just told him to close his eyes on the ninth hole and hit his swing as hard as he could." REPORTER: "What was the best shot here?" DECHAMBEAU: "Probably the putt on the last hole. He almost made it. But then he hit a four-footer and lipped it out. That was funny. I am sure that will be over socials. I almost made a hole in one on three. "That would have been amazing. I probably would have jumped in the lake if that was the case."

@SirPuttsalot @TheMasters There were certainly different problems in the 1960s but that certainly doesn't excuse the bro'd out stupidity of yesterday, and of present pop culture, in general

@LoopersProShop @TheMasters The entire point is I can’t. An absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Yesterday wasn’t remotely close to most… nah not going there.

Aaron Rai wins the Par 3 Contest in his second Masters start. #themasters

@SirPuttsalot @TheMasters Prove your case

@LoopersProShop @TheMasters Yeah and the martini swilling crowds of the 1960s with no cameras on them behaved like a Quaker service. 🙄

@GolfDigest Should've been escorted off the property after yesterday's publicity stunt

Bryson DeChambeau is a walking highlight reel. 😮‍💨 Will he have his Masters breakthrough this year?

@BeakerJD Another one of Bryson's guests?

Nobody has any respect for Augusta and the sport of golf anymore. This feels like the first year the Masters has completely jumped the shark

@Top100Rick Don't ignore the kevin hart of it all, as well

Masters fans are united on one thing: They are sick of the Kelce bros lol Read these comments, it’s crazy. 99% against. Which makes me wonder, who exactly is asking for this? What demo wants to see a Kelce bro in every single thing that’s ever on TV? There must be another world somewhere lol.

@BGinge8 may he never get to enter that room

I just know they all sit around talking about how annoying Bryson is

@Joecattle101 ignorable*

@Joecattle101 That's fine, but at least it was simply an ignoble day for families instead of a circus sideshow

Par 3 contest has officially jumped the shark. Unfortunately Augusta has allowed ESPN/Disney to sink their claws in and make it a promotion joke. Gym Teacher Kelce and Kevin Hart have no business being anywhere near Masters coverage. Unbecoming nonsense today

@endofanerajc or kevin hart

i don’t mean to be an asshole but i do not want to see the football/podcast guy at the golf tournament

@SportsCenter @JasonKelce STRIP ESPN OF THEIR BROADCAST RIGHTS!

.@JasonKelce caddying for Akshay Bhatia at the Masters Par 3 Contest 😭