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Everybody don go sleep😂🤦🏻‍♂️

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN 😭

April fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this country 😭

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Both this transfer and Osimhen’s will change the trajectory of Barcelona. We will be there.

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona and Alessandro Bastoni’s camp are discussing personal terms and salary, as revealed. Initial talks started days ago, no club to club discussions ongoing yet — it won’t be anytime soon. Inter have not fixed a specific price tag yet. 🎥➕ youtu.be/orxreTilqds

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i need to ball, but i need one crazy assist from God.

@FabrizioRomano Bro was like :

🚨 BREAKING: Igor Tudor leaves Tottenham with immediate effect.

@KosisoVall @Utdkati We’re beyond blessed with Flick ❤️

🚨 Barcelona La Liga Goals Conceded Under Recent Coaches - Ronald Koeman (2020–21): 38 goals - Quique Setién (2019–20): 45 goals - Hansi Flick (2024-25): 35 goals - Xavi Hernández (2023–24): 48…show more

every once in a while you just gotta go back to the 2016 XXL Freshman cypher to pay your respects

🎙️Bartomeu on Neymar’s infamous transfer saga. 🗣️: “The wage bill shot up after Neymar left; PSG took him by paying the release clause. From then on, we struggled to prevent other players from leaving, especially with the financial power of state-backed clubs and the Premier League. Our rival was the Premier League because of their economic strength. Because of that, we made certain contract renewals to prevent players from leaving. More than salaries, we needed to raise release clauses. Messi’s clause was increased from €400M to €700M; we also raised those of Alba and Busquets to avoid interest from other clubs.”

🚨💙❤️ Hansi Flick: “I’m NOT thinking about joining any other club… or thing like that”. “Barcelona might be my LAST CLUB and my LAST JOB in my career, I’m very 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 at Barça”.

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arturo Vidal on Barça's game vs. Newcastle: "Ninety minutes at the Camp Nou against Barcelona is not a short time, it is an eternity." "Newcastle will suffer because nights like this at this level are always like that." "Newcastle come with their financial power and the intensity of the Premier League, but they are entering a temple where money does not matter."

Bro we played so good even people that came to hate watch started applauding 😭 BARCELONA THE FUCKING FOOTBALL STANDARD YOU ARE !

barcelona is the benchmark of football & it’s beauty. they’re in every conversation in football & it’s history as we know it. reference to peak football was 2009-2011 barcelona any good trio on and off football is referenced to msn from barcelona the goat was a barcelona product la masia is the greatest football academy the best football philosophy was johan cruyff. i can go on

Who else has this crazy faith that everything is gonna work out?

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win by the end of the year no matter what

Mothers easily spill their husbands’ shortcomings to their kids You’d barely catch a Dad telling kids bad things about their mother. Speak to your Dad while you still can… ASK QUESTIONS!