Jesus Christ

Lol face reveal at 2000 fam. Spread the word and spread your legs.

You can’t suspend me because I’m the actual JC, the original OG , read my tweets tho, they are shit really …. Plus I once got liked by Ricky Gervais so that’s got to count for something right ?

@TweetOfSpirit_ Obi wan kenobi

Pornhub has the best

Hello everyone 🎉 I’m celebrating pride month by watching lesbian porn! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 #Pride2022

Send nudes or I’ll end the world

Smoke weed every day 💨🚬🪴 happy 4/20 I’m off to get stoned

Sorry I’ve been inactive some Roman guys was busy nailing me to a cross But today I have risen 🌅 … My massive penis has also risen #MorningGlory

Just wait till September folks with the rules in place about getting into venues it’s gonna be like a level of papers please

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

@mary_motherof Come on mother you spoil all the fun

@LordAndSaviourJ Son, for the third time put your pyjamas on and go to your bed!

I have risen and my enormous penis has also risen 😉😉

@brothrstrawbrry I’m actually hiding out at your local corner shop laying low for a while.

Fuckkkkkkk it

Women love me like Sosa Holla at your girl like, "Aloha" ... I’m back bitches

Happy new year and all that but seriously is it too much to ask to get abit of pussy up in here

Fuck off

Your all coming to my party this year because plot twist the worlds gonna end.

And no Nut November starts for all you poor sods not me though I've just fucked my 3rd prostitute #NoNutNovember

@KaylaChowShow I’ll have a Bloody Mary 😉

HA you think the nightmares over just you wait this years gonna go out with a bang If you havent had sex yet I suggest you get on with it ... yes even before marriage