Lord Benham (Lord / Sir)

Dont be ashamed of Britains history, be proud. What Britain did for the world.👇🇬🇧

keir starmer perfectly capturing what it feels like to live in Labour's Britain #PMQs

Ed Miliband Watching a Wind Turbine Mince a Falcon, 2026 (colourised).

No laughing at the back.

STAY HOME. DON’T DRIVE. PROTECT NORTH SEA OIL Brought to you by Ed Miliband - the Net Zero Minister who treats motorists & oil rigs like a virus

@MarcherReborn A few long life things on the garage. Will be doing a Costco run soon

Anyone started low-key stockpiling yet? I have. A few Jerrycans of fuel, some tins, the inevitable bog-roll, ingredients for the bread maker etc etc

I am entirely fed up tolerating the intolerable.

You're out of your mind On just about every measure things are worse than before the General Election and were before the Iran war before you go blaming that Inflation is up Unemployment is up Youth unemployment is massively up Business closures up Deindustrialisation up Energy bills up (despite Keir Starmer saying you would ban them from increasing) Gilt yields ie cost of government borrowing up The only people who think this is good are our enemies

A welcome blast of realism on energy bailouts... 👇

We did try to warn you all.

And on a lighter note…. 🤣😂

This is actually how they think

Beware the strongly worded letter. 💳Puppet Regime

Following the banning of Israeli companies at the last military expo in France, we welcome everyone to view our product demonstration in Tehran.

@Fatbaldbloke1 Embarrassing but wouldn’t expect anything less with a Human Rights Lawyer as PM

Imagine having to ask the French to defend you😭

Muslim countries are split on their support for war against Iran. Pro: Saudi Arabia, UAE Against: UK, France

Hello interflora, it's me again, a special wreath, first name Ayatollah.

Right gays - I'm planning a move to Pakistan, maybe Bangladesh - where I can grow a self-segrated community of gay men who only speak English, like to walk around in thongs, and turn old mosques into sex clubs/porn filming studios. We can open sex shops, dance studios, and gay knitting clubs. We will open gay bathhouses and lots of gay bars (with lots of alcohol). We can even introduce gay dogs (fluffy kind with bows on their fur). We should exclusively speak English and regard any other request as an inconvenience seeing as we plan to live in Douglas-Murray style parallel society with rainbow crossings and "safe space" signage everywhere. We should make the wider community aware that some gays like to be treated like 'pigs' and that it's a cultural thing you shouldn't question as it would be homophobic to do so. And they should be educated on 'puppy play' in school so they understand it when they see it. We won't have many children (obviously), but we can vastly increase the number of STI medical treatments needed by taxpayers due to a bizarre increase of demand once we settle. Eventually, our area can become a dominant constituency as the locals in the area will think we are crazy, feel they have lost their longstanding community, and move to somewhere else they feel more familiar and at home with. We will shame them for this and call it 'gay flight.' Their accents may change a bit over more generations - making their native accents from those of the old extinct. (But why does that matter - we are enrichment!) Later, we can also move to the new area and do the same. That's when we can bring over MORE gays through 'family reunification routes' (as all gays are family) - and encourage more gay asylum applicants from UK/US due to the threat of Islamic extremism and trans ideology against us in the West. Once we have our voting bloc, I will campaign there - distributing cock-shaped leaflets and RuPaul style videos in English, saying "You have to CUM vote tomorrow!" and focusing on problems such as: - Enquiry into why Britney seems so unwell (ssrsly - is she ok?) - Getting rent-controlled properties for LGBTQ community - National Enquiry into 'are gays really born this way?' - Ensuring the police and judicial system go easy on us due to 'cultural sensitivities.' (The host nation will be silenced). - Forcing Pride education into all of their islamic schools so they can be more 'inclusive' for us. - Banning heterosexual practices and marriage - Ensuring adult males DO NOT cover up in public (we like eye candy). - Getting Lady GaGa and Madonna on their printed notes of cash. - Legalising drugs, cause, well you know... One political party will notice our new group and offer us incentives to vote for them: gay welfare schemes, gay free healthcare, gay social-housing, and gay disability payments (because, let's face it, all gays are at least a touch disabled...). Score! The incumbent politicians should also create an open border policy for all western gays to enter, regardless of any evidence of a history of rapes, child molesting, involvement with extremist groups, drug gangs, or being involved in gay terrorism. Any questioning over this would be homophobic! Getting elected sounds simple! One step towards making Pakistan more gay and western :) - because, it's a big country, right? Rich country, right? What's the problem? I mean, Pakistan didn't even HAVE a culture until the gay Wind Rush of 2026 came. (I even heard they are naming a train line after us!) For any local working class Pakastani to tell me otherwise is racist and homophobic. And don't get me started on their flag! It's such a symbol of far-right Pakistani propaganda. The PRIDE flag is the only flag we should see on display, thank you very much. They REALLY need to stop spreading so much hate and division. Voting will be simple. As many gays will be passed out from partying too much, we can fill each others votes out via postal votes. And if not, we can accompany the younger gays to the poll stations and tell them what to vote for under coercion in exchange for poppers. We could also constantly blame their current society on any wrongdoings of the Ottoman Empire and use this grievance to shame them, denigrate their culture, and ensure Ramadan isn't mentioned out loud as its culturally insensitive for gays (they like to drink, party, and take drugs all day and all night - so please be respectful of these important times of year which we partake in every day). Lots of work to do! I will set up the new X Accounts '5Gays' and 'The Gay Pakistan Vote.' Pakistan will provide me with a taxpayer translator to help. Thoughts on my manifesto? Not enough on the economy? oops.

Well, is there any good news to come out of the Gorton and Denton by election ? Yes, plenty. Well to start with, it’s the final nail in Starmers coffin, you can’t lose a 13,000 majority to come 3rd in just 2yrs. He’s done. The Greens won because they forgot about the trees and the Bees, instead it was about Gaza and Palestine, they became to Hamas what Sinn Fein was to the IRA. Labour will note this and start doing the same, splitting the Muslim vote. The Green Party will now come under scrutiny, their policies are crazy at best bizarre and ludicrous at worst. Very few people outside of areas where they have their new found Muslim friends will support these policies , in the majority of the country their support just won’t hold up. In labours 38th safest seat Reform came a very credible 2nd, repeat this in more majority British working class towns and they will win many seats. The country can now see how the Muslim vote will operate, along purely sectarian lines, for whichever party panders to their wishes and embraces their Radical views regarding Palestine and Israel. Labour will undoubtedly panic, they believed that covering up the rape and abuse of 1000s of children had bought the loyalty of the Muslim vote, how wrong they were, they will remove Starmer and lurch further left. Which is the wrong direction. Hopefully large sections of the country will now understand that the greens and Labour are the ones encouraging division and seeking clear sectarian voting, and ultimately do the same by giving their votes to Reform at the next election. The choices and battle lines are becoming clearly drawn. It’s time to pick a side.

The productivity puzzle perplexing economists is extremely easy to answer. There is no fucking point trying if the State takes your extra effort away and gives it to lazy cunts.