John Melhuish

@Mike_Batt Gorgeous album. The orchestral introduction to "Losing Your Way in The Rain" from that sonorous cello to Colin Blunstone's extraordinarily lovely vocal... and the melody .... blimey! Blimey! Exquisite

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Bodum Outlet Telford. Tilt Shift lens March 2026 #flickr flic.kr/s/aHBqjCMyB1

My social media avatar has been the same since 2009, a smiley faced clean shaven chap (I quite liked him)! But here is today's version ravaged by time and AI. I tried a few versions but today I am favouring this shadowy figure. I am slightly happier than this chap appears to be!

@Mike_Batt I lose time as well, but with the 21st century approaching I remain optimistic

Ozzy Osbourne once told me over dinner - not that I'm name-dropping or anything. Anyway it was dinner in LA for five with me, Ozzy, Sharon, Billy Connolly and Anyway, Ozzy told me there were at least ten years of his life that he'd completely forgotten about. I think that included the moment when he bit the head off a bat, - but he recovered from his amnesia for long enough to tell me he'd thought it was a chocolate bat thrown by an audience member! I mean. Whoever heard of a chocolate bat?!!!

See this Instagram post by @macdonellceramics instagram.com/p/DM4kn6ktKlO/…

@Mike_Batt @bonnierbooks_uk @nineeightbooks Thanks Mike x

This was such a nice message from John Melhuish @LordBlackadder that I asked him if he wouldn't mind my reposting it. And he wouldn't (mind) so here it is! (With thanks) 🙏 @bonnierbooks_uk @nineeightbooks

Twice weekly! What a treat, great news

Frank, Pierre, and Emily will be returning in a twice weekly podcast, Frank Off The Radio! First episode will be dropping on 11 Oct. You can contact the show via: frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com

Quiet lunch at Borough Market #boroughmarket

Wollerton September 2024 #flickr flic.kr/s/aHBqjBHLTB

@mereshrew @piesportsbooze Sorry Paul hardly ever go on Twitter!

@piesportsbooze @LordBlackadder can you work your photo shop magic on this ? Asking for. A friend

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 A huge dust cloud has covered most of the UK. Reports suggest this is due to a member of staff at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium who accidentally opened the Spurs trophy cabinet.

Keir Starmer not at all robotic

@OneTribeTV @TG4TV @ardalsfolly Just watched this glorious series, such a joy and lovely to hear a new language to me. I want to go 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🇮🇪 did you really just happen upon your sister?

Inis Na nIontas episode 3 airs tomorrow at 9:30pm on TG4. @TG4TV @ardalsfolly

I purchased a watercolour portrait in auction, I think signed GM '87. It appears to be a proposed design for a book published by @phaidonpress on Vincent Van Gogh. It does not look as though the design was used. Can @phaidonpress or anyone help me to identify the artist? Thanks

@Mike_Batt With Two? I wondered what that meant 😆

Advertising my new movie: “Sex Dens of Westminster”

Just disgraceful!! Maybe I am overreacting, what is UTC? Telford now the largest town in the UK without an A&E! Did an already poor health service just get poorer? #NHSCrisis

@LeisureSociety A privilege to be in the "room", crystal clear sound and what a beautiful venue @live_inthehouse the music is still ringing in my hours .... thanks @tombrightmusic

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WOOOO BARGAIN OF THE YEAR @AldiUK if I buy 100 cans I save £1 ... that is a trolley token .... woop!

@Mike_Batt The lady on the right may have crossed the line 😅

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