Roose Bolton

@BoltonRamsay Tsk. Temper, temper.

@BoltonRamsay Sigh. And that's why you'll never rule anything than a pack of thugs and some bitches.

@BoltonRamsay If you show your true colors to be psychotic and brutal, the smallfolk will rise up against you.

@BoltonRamsay I wish you would be as assiduous in learning statecraft and the art of subtlety as you are eager in adding dogs to your kennel

@BoltonRamsay You always did play a little too rough with your toys. Don't break this one. @greyjoytheon

@BoltonRamsay Hello, son.

@KingHizdahr Your skin is rather radiant. It would look very well in our collection.

@KingHizdahr Yes but it is your fault that you acted like an unlovable sissy.

@YourLordTywin We also share the misfortune of having a child who is a complete lunatic. I have Ramsay and you have Cersei.

@InnAtCrossroads See that you do. The Starks made us stop flaying things. Now they're all gone, the Dreadfort is a lot more...well, lively.

@InnAtCrossroads I expect a me-themed meal soon, replete with leeches et al.

@YourLordTywin You and I, ser, are very much alike.

@JeyneWesterling It's the principle, my dear girl. A well-stocked larder should include one of everything. @FatWalda

I looked pretty damned good on the pictocube last night. #GameofThrones

@JeyneWesterling 'Safe' is such a /relative/ term. @FatWalda

@JeyneWesterling That can be changed. @FatWalda

@JeyneWesterling @FatWalda Not pretty enough to stay on you, in case you were wondering.

@FatWalda I'm rather more abstemious than you, wife, but save me some of that pie. I have a creative place to put it later.

@FatWalda @j_connington @RamsayBolton @SexyRhaegar @Aegon_VI But better with peach glaze and crackling.

#TheNorthRemembers what a certain Northern lord did last summer? I should be concerned.