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KaptKirk ⚾️

@LordElmore

I'll let you decide what you think. 🖕🏼bots/ Side note, I’m old fashioned; I pay for a woman the old world way, through alimony and not Venmo. Widowed 😞

Springfield MO Katılım Ağustos 2011
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KaptKirk ⚾️
KaptKirk ⚾️@LordElmore·
I’ve been telling bots sliding into my DMs that I am beyond broke and they disappear like crazy. Follow me for more tips.
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Kam
Kam@PatsKam·
“Adults are sucking pacifiers to deal with stress” “Adults want mental health days” “Adults want safe rooms at work” HOW ABOUT STOP BEING A GOSH DAMN BABY. Pop some pills and see a therapist like the rest of us.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
Andrew Long, MD, ESQ@AverageSizeAndy·
Just realized I didn’t influence anyone today… Got caught slacking….
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Kam
Kam@PatsKam·
Almost 1/3 of the US population struggles with brushing their teeth twice a day and that is terrifying.
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KaptKirk ⚾️
KaptKirk ⚾️@LordElmore·
@RoaringHammy I’m rebuilding my life and the light at the end of the tunnel seems to be getting brighter day by day. I’m far better off than most so therefore I am gratefully blessed.
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Roaring Hammy 🏇🌹
Roaring Hammy 🏇🌹@RoaringHammy·
Are you currently thriving or broke right now? 🤔🤔For me, it depends on the day 😂😂
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Kam
Kam@PatsKam·
Diet Pepsi is better than Diet Coke idc what anyone says.
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Angelina Reagan 🌸🌺🌼
Angelina Reagan 🌸🌺🌼@AngelinaReagan7·
A few months ago I would just post to myself over and over, zero to 2 likes. Now I have over 20,000 friends on here! 🥰🥰 And you know I do not like people in real life so…….❤️❤️ thanks for being here!
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KaptKirk ⚾️
KaptKirk ⚾️@LordElmore·
@Zepp_once_more I have seen him a half dozen times. Van Hagar twice and solo four times. Dude can pelt it out even in his seventies!
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No Quarter
No Quarter@Zepp_once_more·
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen 1. Led Zeppelin 2 ZZ Top 3. Lynyrd Skynyrd 4. Bob Seger 5. Molly Hatchet 6. Outlaws 7. Peter Frampton 8. Heart 9. Aerosmith 10. Foghat
Rachel 🧡☠️🖤@Rachel_7492

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live: 1.) KISS 2.) Def Leppard 3.) Bob Segar and the Silver Bullet Band 4.) Little River Band 5.) Kansas 6.) AC/DC 7.) The Righteous Brothers 8.) Journey 9.) Steve Miller Band 10.) Jimmy Buffet and the Coral Reefer Band

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Doug
Doug@GeigerTweeter·
@Nessakins_ Is this how that new car smell fades?
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Vanessa
Vanessa@Nessakins_·
How many farts do you think are in the driver seat of your car? I’m at like a 2 per day average and I’ve had my car for two years now, so that’s like…over 1400
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KaptKirk ⚾️
KaptKirk ⚾️@LordElmore·
@riverrat328 Ooops! My bad. I too thought that it was praying hands. After all, it pops up automatically when I type prayer or any derivative of the word. 🤷🏻‍♂️ < hoping that this is the “dunno” emoji and not suggesting lifting weights.
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Riverrat328
Riverrat328@riverrat328·
Oh no 😟😵‍💫😬🤣🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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