Evan Lake Robertson

Attention MO drivers: The far left lane on the highway isn’t another cruising lane. It’s the Ricky Bobby lane, for those who wanna go fast. That is all, have a nice day.

#IDontWantToOverreactBUT Chiefs are cooked. Been a good ride, but how tf are we going to say the big game left a bad taste in our mouths then come out as flat as Kansas. Kelce kills worthy on the 1st drive.. We would’ve lost to Miami. Lucky if we sniff the playoffs this year.

@Matt_Rellihan @SleeperNFL Kenny Golladay

@SleeperNFL Anthony Thomas RB bears OROY

Reply with a “one-hit wonder” NFL player and I’ll decide if you get in 👇

@Matt_Rellihan The night vision work?

Anyone selling video games? Happy to pay cash for my local KC friends. GameCube preferred!

@luliveezus I mean like duh

@LordErob ok but like do u miss me or what

i’ll be back in kansas city for almost 2 weeks starting friday & i can’t wait to feel the cold & see turtle🥺

@DeAndreHopkins Just come to KC if you want a ring

Same to you bro! Thought I had a ring last year till u hit GOD mode.

@Brokeback_irwin Well I am a dad soo

@LordErob this is the most dad thing you have ever said

Am I the only one who hates automatic hand driers? I mean the noise is just ridiculous.

Kansas City, #ChiefsKingdom, thank you for the opportunity 🙏🏾 let’s go!

@barstoolsports @StoolOutdoors @kbucksss

Her: 9,000 word text message Me: k @stooloutdoors (via ig:jakewalter99)

How it started: How it’s going:

I wish Alex Gordon could’ve had Kauffman full of fans for his last game, he deserved that!

@luliveezus Does it matter?

@LordErob but who or wHERE IS IT COMING FROM

uh..... i called tommo daddy in a venmo request & now i have several men & women paying me $5 at a time just to comment on my photos asking me to be their sugar baby...... what the fuck.

Ronald Jones or Mark Andrews in the flex? #FFN

If @cheetah scores a touchdown today, we'll give away a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

Wondering if Patrick can throw it over the video board 🤔

“How many times have you watched Super Bowl 54??”

It's Patrick Mahomes' 25th birthday, so in his honor, I thought I'd go through some of my favorite stats and notes that make him the best quarterback in football. A thread.