Morgan🧁🏳️‍🌈✊

One of the easiest pleb tests is mistaking inauthentic food for bad food. Pretending to be disgusted by a greasy Tex-Mex burrito is an undignified affectation of the upper-middle-class

Plz feel free to use your remaining monthly EIon tokens to say watch Nimona netflix.com/nimona

man, I'm actually really excited to play attrpg in a few days with my friends! I should probably prepare something. since I'm the gm.

Someone go see spiderverse with me please

"I have an early wake up tomorrow, so I should head to bed now" *spends the next hour making the shittiest ttrpg bg music playlist imaginable*

I need to start wearing one of those 'nervous, will bite' doggy jackets to work too see if it'll keep customers from asking me things

Ive finally done it. Ive put a sticker on my water bottle.

(Slightly related, fornite sasuke my beloved)

Idk i just love making characters do silly ooc dances

remember when that star wars game came out that had a whole just dance ripoff with parody lyrics included and everyone was just so self righteously pissed off about it? shit was ahead of its time for real

Still proud of our team for this shot.

the post that finally made me start watching trigun lol

Day of surgery: not bad pain wise, mostly sleepy and a little numb still Day after surgery: painpainpainpainpain

Shoutout to the nurse that nailed my vein for a foot iv first try

In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal. It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability. It did not.

I can run games better but I keep tapping the windows key and minimizing the screen anytime I try to hit alt 😭

getting a new laptop is fun and all until you have to try typing anything longer than three words on it