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Hey @3YearLetterman, get this guy on our club

@3YearLetterman Birmingham, Leeds, Liverpool

I dare anyone to name a better trifecta of towns than Cornelia, Toccoa, and Blackshear I’ll hang up and listen

I hope Ohio state wins today so I can tell Coach I got my first pick right at training this evening!

@ColbyBlair83 @3YearLetterman Right??

@LordStonehands @3YearLetterman

My host family went to Tampa Bay for spring break, and the lady staying next door called the police on me for my British accident. Bloody crazy innit?

@3YearLetterman I believe we call that a pharmacy

@LordStonehands I hope they put you in the pillory

@BradWCAttorney @THEJaxEsq Thank you for picking me up from my training in your Mercedes last weekend, you’re my favourite American

@THEJaxEsq Sup

Off to esquire

@3YearLetterman @CourtAnne1225 @PolymarketSport Yes please!!!

@CourtAnne1225 @PolymarketSport I just reached out. I can pass him off as 10U with an altered birth certificate

BREAKING: Odds Kyler Murray signs with Minnesota today are at 49% You can bench NINE, but you can’t bench the idea.

@BradWCAttorney @unclegarytrucks I saw this picture in our social studies class

Shoutout to the MILFy sketch artist from last week’s trial for capturing the true essence of Cousin Brad

@TheCandidate29 @3YearLetterman It’s better than any statue I remember from back in England honestly

@LordStonehands @3YearLetterman That is the greatest statue ever!

BRAKING: Our town built a STATUE for our favourite youth American football coach! @3YearLetterman

@Tico_Spanky1 @BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman He requested a hat to hide the baldness lol 🤫

@LordStonehands @BradWCAttorney @3YearLetterman Actual size

@BrennaIsRight @3YearLetterman Coach Dave is a great bloke

@LordStonehands @3YearLetterman Dave has never looked better.

Oi, these Americans are good at baseball innit?

@HowASealSleeps @3YearLetterman Thanks bruv

@LordStonehands @3YearLetterman More Lord Stonehands

Our town loves coach so much they had a mural painted of him! @3YearLetterman

@3YearLetterman @HelenaVillarO Hillary what are you on about? Portugal is a city in Oregon AMERICA. Coach has taught me much since I joined his club.

@HelenaVillarO The hell it is - I own a vintage globe and am a licensed notary public so I know more than you

Education. That’s the Portuguese flag sir.

At our next training, I plan on asking @3YearLetterman if we can change our club’s name to the “Monkeys” inspired by Punch 🥹🥹

@3YearLetterman @piersmorgan Mate Churchill may have been a great American, but the movie about him, The King’s Speech is my favourite flick

@piersmorgan Pierce, Churchill was a great American, but it was America and the late, great Dwight Eisenhower (who invented roads) who single handedly won WWI and WWII

Disgusting... and what these morons will never understand is that they're only free to do this in Britain because Churchill saved us from the Nazis.

@3YearLetterman @JENNIWOWW @Nickelback Wasn’t he a baseball player too?

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Reverand Jessie Jackson, the civil rights icon who was the 1984 Democratic presidential nominee and organized the Billion Man March, has past away He was 100